Apr. 4th, 2017

universal_charm: smut (Shirt Open)
[personal profile] universal_charm
Who: Jim Kirk + You
Broadcast: Yes
Action: Yes, the Tourist + the Iskaulit
When: Drift Week

[ Video ]
[ Kirk appears on the screen, wearing his customary black t-shirt. He's a simple man at heart, really. If you look behind him, one can see a number of boxes, all seemingly overflowing with similar black shirts. It doesn't take a genius to figure out what's happened. A sponsor drop.

He's twirling some bits of paper in front of him, a look somewhere between bemused and annoyed on his face. ]

So I suppose I should thank someone for all the new shirts that just came in. I assume they are to make up for these that I have heard going around. I have to say, some of these are quite inventive, so props to whomever came up with them.

Let's read my favorites, shall we?

One - Kirk likes to twirl in his captain's chair when no one is looking.

Two - Kirk rips his shirts on purpose.

Three - Kirk and Leonard McCoy are in a romantic relationship together.

Four - Kirk is secretly a zombie.

Five - Kirk is actually a virgin.

There is quite a lot to unpack in those, which I assume come from the "viewers". Two of which have me saying - really? Do you know me at all? But I applaud your imaginations, truly.

[ He pushes away from his position of leaning on his desk - at which point his black shirt rips right across the chest. He looks down and sighs, giving his head that little shake of the exasperated when something has happened one to many times in a day. He looks up at the camera and points with his little stubs of paper. ]

Contrary to belief, that was not on purpose. And whoever dropped these - F for quality.

[ And he turns off the video to go change. Sorry guys, no show today. ]

[ Action ]
[ Over the course of the next week or so, it is highly likely one will run into Kirk on either the Tourist or the Iskaulit in some variable form of undress - bet it with an intact shirt, a ripped shirt, or changing into a new one he carried with him at all times. If you have never seen his tattoos before, now's your chance.

Also, for the Tourist, don't mind the ripped up shirts that are beginning to appear in every trash receptacle, and even forming a modest pile just outside his door in one of the emptied boxes. He really has nowhere else to put them. ]
widow_of_the_crag: ([Jeyne] Try Me)
[personal profile] widow_of_the_crag
Who: Jeyne Westerling
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: N/A
When: 4/4

[Jeyne doesn't often get angry, especially not over something so ridiculous and petty. Sadly for her, even at her most furious, she could never appear as fearsome as she feels. She holds up one of the letters that she received, as many others had. Her eyes darkened and heated.]

Am I so inconsequential that my life is being confused with another's? How is it the audience assumes I have visited a place that I have never been or that I am wed to someone that I have never been betrothed to? I don't know who this "Jeyne, wife of Ramsay Snow" is, but she is certainly not me!

[Again, she is questioning herself why she should be angry? Did it matter if the audience didn't know her?]

I do exist outside of my marriage or whichever man comes into my life. Theon Greyjoy and Robb Stark are not the whole of my identity!

[ video ]

Apr. 4th, 2017 08:53 am
shamisens: (I don't know how you were diverted)
[personal profile] shamisens
Who: Kubo + You
Broadcast: Yes
Action: SS Starstruck
When: Now

[ The video opens up to a boy kneeling on a mat, his shamisen on his lap. There are a few origami figures settled next to him. ]

So, I know that the Fleet gives us money and there's no reason for me to really work the way I used to. But I also don't want my skills to go to waste. Perhaps you would be willing to share me your story? A part of it, happy or sad, good or evil. You can change it or even make it up as you go.

Or maybe you could tell me what kind of stories you'd like to hear about? What makes your heart soar?

[ He strums on the shamisen lightly. ]

Help our stories grow.
tempredmental: (Wait What?)
[personal profile] tempredmental
Who: Keith, anyone
Broadcast: Yes, open
Action: Yes, Marsiva hospitality deck
When: throughout the week (video specifically on Apr 4)


Action, throughout the week

After the initial shock of his situation, Keith had decided to wander the ship. Or, at least, as much of it as he had access to. Not that he wasn't going to look for other areas that weren't obvious, or that he could try to get into, but he quickly discovered after a while that he was limited to certain areas.

Continued )


Video, Apr 4

Uh, hi. I'm Keith. Paladin of Voltron. [He looked awkward, like he didn't know what to do.] I've never done something like this before, so yeah. I'm new.

Are we really all on some reality TV show? Those still exist?
bryces_pup: (185)
[personal profile] bryces_pup
Who: Riona, a crate of blow up sex dolls, and you
Broadcast: Yep
Action: On the Blue Fish (any visitors keep in mind, the locks are in place again so someone would need to let them on the ship)
When: Tonight

[The video flickers on, panning to one very, very annoyed queen. Behind her and off to the side is a large crate. It's been opened, and if one looks carefully, they might see what looks like arms and legs flopped over the side. Riona begins opening a letter, her movements jerky.]

Lucky me, it's been so long since I've gotten one of these. They appear to be plastic... dolls, I suppose. You're supposed to fill them with air and they take shape. I highly doubt they sent all of these for me, and thus this broadcast. What their purpose is, though, I do not know. They seem a little large to be for children. This note should be enlightening, I think.

[Riona holds it up and begins reading:]

"For Riona and the other sorrowfully separated or single persons in the fleet-" It's going to be one of those kinds of drops, I see. "We sympathize with your frustration and separation. Have some of our top quality models, free of charge, for those nights where the loneliness just gets to be too much. And for you, Riona - after we saw your awakening from your coma and learned of your heartbreaking situation, we were moved. We created a special model, just for you. We think you'll find the likeness striking. We already blew it up for you, and it's ready for immediate... use..."

You - Maker's breath, are these for what I think they're for? [Riona shakes her head in disbelief.] And what did they mean by-

[Frowning, Riona drops the note and walks over to the crate. Rifling through it for a moment, she eventually goes "Ah, found it, I think". She seems to wrestle with something for a moment until, after a hard pull, she wrenches it free. Out comes a fully blown up doll, well within view of the camera. Those from Thedas might recognize a certain Fereldan king that Riona just so happens to be married to.

Riona's shock quickly turns to red-faced anger as she slams the doll back down into the crate. Her jaw tightens as she turns and heads to the device.]

Whoever helps me push this blighted thing out the airlock gets a free drink on me. [As soon as she tosses out her offer, she shuts the feed off.]
nugqueen: (Default)
[personal profile] nugqueen
Who: Leliana
Broadcast: yes!
Action: aboard the Blue Fish
When: now!

[Have a red headed bard on your feed, flooters. Anyone who knows her well enough might take note of the absolutely look of fury lurking in her features. Someone decided to send her a 'nice' gift via their lovely sponsors. In her lap rests a box, open and well within view of the video feed. In the box looks to be some pink fabric and a note, gripped tightly in her hand.]

It is a pity our sponsors cannot interact with us here on the network, for I find myself quite moved to have several words with them about adhering to hearsay and rumors.

[She laughs but it has none of the usual joy behind it. If anything it sounds akin to a witch or a demon's laugh. It's a good thing she has the rest of the Blue Fish to keep her spirits up or she'd probably be on quite the rampage.]

It has also reached my attention that somewhat celebration - or perhaps a few stiff drinks - are in order. I have been present in the fleet for a year now. I wonder what others do to mark the occasion. Perhaps getting heavily inebriated isn't such a stretch, no?

[She may not do much of that, if at all, but damned if her black mood didn't call for it.]

To mark the occasion, our sponsors gifted me with a strange one piece outfit. It looks somewhat like Schmooples, I suppose, but I can't be sure.

[As for the note - anyone who comes in person to see it can find out what it says. They'll find probing questions asking her to confirm if she secretly eats nug meat or if her hair is actually red or - even worse - if she ws secretly involved with Divine Justinia during their time together. To them it was quite the sordid romance. To her it was disgusting and was the source of her dangerous mood.]
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[personal profile] expellerhead
Who: Stefan Salvatore ([personal profile] stefanged), Kitty Pryde ([personal profile] passingthrough), Sokka ([personal profile] alwayscomesback), Jennifer Keller ([personal profile] forsometimenow), Charles Xavier ([personal profile] axiomed), Beverly Crusher ([personal profile] dancingmd), Clay Terran ([personal profile] geonomy)
Broadcast: closed to those listed above
Action: n/a
When: right now

[aizawa's got the 7AM homeroom lecture voice on lock] All right, I've included everybody who expressed interest in teaching at this proposed school on Uraraka Ochako's vlog post...or whatever she's calling it.

Please feel free to discuss and ask questions of each other here, I am by no means in charge of literally anything. [that was ochako's fault, the little shit.] I thought it might be a good idea to organize so this isn't a shitshow. [and so the kids aren't expected to do everything.]

There're some questions down below that I think we could stand to answer so we can get a good idea of each other's experience and areas of expertise, as well as get to know each other as people. While this obviously isn't going to be a conventional school setup, I don't think we should avoid taking this at least a little seriously; some volunteer students will undoubtedly be attending in an effort to regain a sense of normalcy. Think of it as lowkey counseling services.

...that's all from me.


1. Name:
2. Age: (as relevant to species)
3. Subjects to teach:
3a. Level of Mastery
3b. Relevance to life on the Fleet
4. Prior Teaching Experience: (if any; tutoring counts, helping your kid brother with homework counts)
5. Comfort level when dealing with children: (age group most comfortable with, etc. looks like we have a variety of interest)
6. Anything I'm forgetting: (probably a lot)

robitussin: (i cried for all)
[personal profile] robitussin
Who: opal and you!
Broadcast: text
Action: goldstone if you so desire
When: some ungodly hour of the night

guess who's super bored again??? it's me and i'm ignoring 100% of these stupid rumors so whateverrrr

which means it's time for truth or dare, so hit me with whichever you want and i'll give you something and then vice versa or whatever i guess

if you choose dare you're legally required to use the video function to prove it though

[ooc: unbeknownst to her (for the moment), opal is under a compulsive honesty augment glitch! so if she seems much more truthful than normal, that's probably why.]

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