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driftfleet2016-04-03 04:58 pm
ino) wrote in driftfleet2016-04-03 04:58 pm
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Who: Yamanaka Ino
Broadcast: Video
Action: Iskaulit
When: Today
[ The camera is pointed at everyone's favorite (or, you know, least favorite) blonde ninja, and she appears to be sitting amongst some plants. Guess who's already gotten sick of the pollution on the planet?
If you guessed Ino, you would be right.
But the air isn't the only thing she's sick of. If you know her well, you know that the expression on her face means she's ready to rant about something. And here she goes: ]
All right, look. I tried to be nice about it, and respectful of the local culture and all that, but I just can't hold it in any more!
Doesn't anyone else just think these stupid masks are the most hideous thing you've ever seen?
I mean, I get that they serve the purpose they're intended to serve, which is keeping everyone from dying slowly, but come on! They've clearly had time to start thinking of them as a fashion accessory, because they're decorating them now. So why can't they make the general shape of them a little less, well, ugly? Even if you cover it in diamonds and pearls, it still makes you look like some kind of creepy weirdo that skulks around in alleys. There's got to be some kind of technology somewhere in the universe that can combat the pollution and not look like something you found in a dumpster. Right?
[ She huffs, folding her arms across her chest. ]
Anyways, if anyone needs me, I'll be in the garden, where I can actually breathe.
Broadcast: Video
Action: Iskaulit
When: Today
[ The camera is pointed at everyone's favorite (or, you know, least favorite) blonde ninja, and she appears to be sitting amongst some plants. Guess who's already gotten sick of the pollution on the planet?
If you guessed Ino, you would be right.
But the air isn't the only thing she's sick of. If you know her well, you know that the expression on her face means she's ready to rant about something. And here she goes: ]
All right, look. I tried to be nice about it, and respectful of the local culture and all that, but I just can't hold it in any more!
Doesn't anyone else just think these stupid masks are the most hideous thing you've ever seen?
I mean, I get that they serve the purpose they're intended to serve, which is keeping everyone from dying slowly, but come on! They've clearly had time to start thinking of them as a fashion accessory, because they're decorating them now. So why can't they make the general shape of them a little less, well, ugly? Even if you cover it in diamonds and pearls, it still makes you look like some kind of creepy weirdo that skulks around in alleys. There's got to be some kind of technology somewhere in the universe that can combat the pollution and not look like something you found in a dumpster. Right?
[ She huffs, folding her arms across her chest. ]
Anyways, if anyone needs me, I'll be in the garden, where I can actually breathe.
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....I actually kind of like them...
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Yeah, but you've always been into the whole ... you know, cover up your whole body and look kinda mysterious kind of look.
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[Allen that is nothing practical about your tight pants lemme tell you]
And it's great! I haven't been stared at by a single native!
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Well, yeah, because everyone else is wearing them, so you fit in just fine.
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[ITS THE BEST THING EVER!!]
Though yeah...I guess it is a shame they have to wear these things all the time in the first place.
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[ That's always good news for the I-Look-Way-Younger-Than-I-Am-Because-Bullshit-Magic Crew ]
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