timelysteward: (Resting Bitch Face)
Cogsworth the Steward ([personal profile] timelysteward) wrote in [community profile] driftfleet2017-07-05 03:12 pm

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[Does this look like a harassed clock with a human face? Does it? Good, because it's Cogsworth, sitting in front of a window on the Marvisa and he looks like he just swallowed about a half a dozen lemons. In his tiny brass hands he is holding a piece of paper, and he keeps fiddling with it, shifting it between his two hands.

He puts one brass hand up to his mouth, clears his throat, and then fumbles with the paper for a moment. Could he be ... nervous? It's possible.

Lips pressed together, the time hands on his face twitching, he states flatly.]

Hello. My name is Cogsworth and I am a ... [now he has to look at the word.] Ho-mo-sexual. I realize that I am a ... clock, but I assure you that I am not a ho-mo-sex-ual clock, but a ho-mo-sex-ual man. I have been ... told. Rigorously.

[Here he is glowering.]

That I need to ... 'embrace' this. So. If there are any ... individual males who would not mind ... being complimented by a ... human clock, then, ah. Please! Come forward.

[Okay he'll try a smile but it's more of a sheepish grimace at this point. God help him.]
maledictus_semper: credit@maledictus_semper (smarmy bastard)

[personal profile] maledictus_semper 2017-07-05 07:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Finally embracing your sexuality, Cogsworth? I must say it's awfully brave of you to admit what you are over the public network. Now, I'm curious who wrote that piece of paper you are holding, unless you wrote it yourself?

[Don't mind this flamboyant eccentric who actually looks rather homosexual himself. In fact, he probably is but he won't tell anyone.]
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servantnotserving: (You're not getting this)

[personal profile] servantnotserving 2017-07-05 08:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[If he had hands and a face, he would apply them to one another right now. Alas he doesn't, so he has to settle with muttering under his breath in French for a little while. Wow. He really should have coached him before he let Cogsworth do this. ]

That was...awkward.

[He's drowning in second-hand (candle???) embarrassment. Still, he doesn't want to...discourage Cogsworth being himself, God knows it might help him a little.]

But look at you, being open about it and everything. I'm proud of you, mon ami.

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dirtyredneck: (Action Confused (2))

[personal profile] dirtyredneck 2017-07-05 08:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[He's still pretty sure he's hallucinating the talking clock, but if other people were, too, at least he wasn't alone in it. What confused him more, however, was the reason for the post.]

You're looking for a boyfriend? Here?

[Why would you do that to yourself?]

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iattractmushi: (Well now that you mention it...)

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[Holy shit there's more than one person who's also a piece of furniture.

He manages to school his expression into something not terribly shocked before he replies.]


I've heard the word 'gay' is also slang for that, if you want something shorter to call yourself.

I guess I wouldn't mind, if you need the practice.
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unbridles: (pic#11012611)

[personal profile] unbridles 2017-07-05 11:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[What. That's a talking clock. He's going to ignore the other part of that -- he'll get back to it, but that's a talking clock.]

...Yo, what, so you're a human and a clock? What the hell?
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touchallthebooks: (amused)

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[Romance is foreign to the teen but he can at least appreciate how brave this is. So Khadgar picks up his communicator and gives Cogsworth a little smile. He has a scar running down from his left eye to his jaw.]

That was brave. Best of luck.

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spacebro: (Talking - Making a point)

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[A talking homosexual man clock is one of the more unique forms of life Mon-El has encountered and he thought he was well traveled before the fleet.]

Well, who doesn't like being complimented?

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noprophecies: (032)

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[oh, it's a clock. Like the candlestick. Maybe this is a joke she's missing.

Still, she answers with the voice option, because she looks like hell and she ain't dealing with questions about that today]


Are you trying to flirt with men over the bloody network?

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universal_charm: (I Told You So/Raised Eyebrows)

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[ Compliments you say? Okay, he's not actually here for that, but this is all very amusing and he's going to take a wild guess and say you're related to Lumiere somehow because there's no way a talking clock and candlestick came from two separate worlds.

So have a rather pretty blonde man appear on your screen, Cogsworth, smiling like a cheeky devil and batting his eyes at you. ]


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mrfancyhat: (009)

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[Chuuya is very amused by this post. He never thought he'd see anything like it. Maybe it's the clock thing... who knows!]

Congratulations. What led you to this discovery?

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ringleadering: (looking over things)

[personal profile] ringleadering 2017-07-08 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
[ A talking clock. Had he lost his entire mind this time around or what? Then again, he also once believed he talked to deceased people on the phone. How could he really judge? ]

It's real brave to admit to somethin' difficult like that.

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the_tailor: (52)

[video] I will have you know that I just did a spittake reading this post, I love you

[personal profile] the_tailor 2017-07-09 02:56 am (UTC)(link)
[Talking...clock. Okay. Right. Talking clock apparently in the midst of a gay awakening. Yeah. What the hell, he himself flies a giant semi-telepathic robot lion, a talking gay clock is nothing compared to the usual stuff back home.]

Well, uh, it's really brave of you! To come out, I mean, it's definitely not always easy.

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reconstitution: (pic#10380256)

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[ Well, the talking clock thing is definitely new, but if there can be talking foxes, why not clocks. Hell, he's got more courage than a lot of people, getting everything out in the open like this and seeking to better it. ]

You're a better man than most, being honest with yourself.

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castintoflames: <user name="kittykatkanie" site="deviantart.com"> (✧ and I don't care)

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[personal profile] castintoflames 2017-07-12 09:30 am (UTC)(link)
Your situation is indeed tragic. Do you feel such urges in that form? If so, that must be frustrating indeed!

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