[oh... man this is going to be difficult. he can only remember one of them clearly. he loved them when he was a kid, but now that he's older... he starts telling something in that soulless monotone of his, gesturing very vaguely, maybe slipping into sign language just to think of the right words...]
Okay, okay. So there's this farmer, Jack. The kingdom is stuck in a... drought. And his farm is all dried up so he goes to the market to trade his cow for food... or something. When he's there he meets this... guy who is selling magic beans. Or he says they're magic. Jack thinks they're magic... So he trades his last cow for magic beans and goes back to his farm, and everyone thinks he's a dumbass because he traded his last thing for beans that are probably fake, right.
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[oh... man this is going to be difficult. he can only remember one of them clearly. he loved them when he was a kid, but now that he's older... he starts telling something in that soulless monotone of his, gesturing very vaguely, maybe slipping into sign language just to think of the right words...]
Okay, okay. So there's this farmer, Jack. The kingdom is stuck in a... drought. And his farm is all dried up so he goes to the market to trade his cow for food... or something. When he's there he meets this... guy who is selling magic beans. Or he says they're magic. Jack thinks they're magic... So he trades his last cow for magic beans and goes back to his farm, and everyone thinks he's a dumbass because he traded his last thing for beans that are probably fake, right.