[One look is all it takes: Caesar knows there is absolutely no way he's putting any of this in his mouth. A very distant part of him has to give Joseph credit. This is a good prank, if by "good" you mean "hellish and disgusting".]
[It's a moment before he can look up from the twitching . . . moving . . . thing and meet Joseph's eyes over it, which unfortunately doesn't stop him from being able to see movements in his peripheral vision. His expression is absolutely panicked.]
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[It's a moment before he can look up from the twitching . . . moving . . . thing and meet Joseph's eyes over it, which unfortunately doesn't stop him from being able to see movements in his peripheral vision. His expression is absolutely panicked.]
What, you don't want to take your bite?
[Please don't make him do this, holy shit.]