[Joseph snorts. Surprisingly, he's never actually been kicked out of anywhere before in his life. Of course, that's mostly because when he eats out, it's with his granny and Granny Erina? She doesn't put up with bad manners or screwing around like they've been doing since they walked into this place.]
That waitress likes you too much to kick us out. And don't even bother denying it. The corner of her eyes, [he says, tapping the corner of one of his with a finger,] crinkle whenever she looks at you, which means her smile gets a little bigger. She also doesn't look you in the eye. She's looking at your nose. Plus even when she's talking to me, her body's turned just a little more in your direction than mine.
[Joseph may have missed Caesar considering the waitress, but the waitress has been near the table enough times that he hasn't missed her body language even a little. He takes another bite of food, although this time pointedly slurping it, and talks around it like the classy man he is.]
I'm surprised you haven't been taking advantage of it.
[WHICH IS NOT AN INVITATION TO START. HE'D LIKE TO BE ABLE TO FINISH HIS MEAL WITHOUT BARFING, THANK YOU.]
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That waitress likes you too much to kick us out. And don't even bother denying it. The corner of her eyes, [he says, tapping the corner of one of his with a finger,] crinkle whenever she looks at you, which means her smile gets a little bigger. She also doesn't look you in the eye. She's looking at your nose. Plus even when she's talking to me, her body's turned just a little more in your direction than mine.
[Joseph may have missed Caesar considering the waitress, but the waitress has been near the table enough times that he hasn't missed her body language even a little. He takes another bite of food, although this time pointedly slurping it, and talks around it like the classy man he is.]
I'm surprised you haven't been taking advantage of it.
[WHICH IS NOT AN INVITATION TO START. HE'D LIKE TO BE ABLE TO FINISH HIS MEAL WITHOUT BARFING, THANK YOU.]