Well, come the weekend you'll be shuffled off to your ship from this one. That's the place where you'll be sleepin' and livin' from now on, though if ya don't like it I hear you can request a transfer until ya find a place that suits. An' once you're on one of the smaller ships, you can get a shuttle to take you down planetside.

[There. A whole speech. Aren't you proud?]