[he keeps his posture neutral and nonthreatening, his weight eased lazily back over one foot, and he holds his hands palm-out to the sides in peace.]

I'm not here to upset you. And I'm certainly not going to take what you have there.

...Though, I'm sure there must be someone upset that you're mangling it.

[and, honestly, he can't help but seem a little pleased with the thought. he finds himself hoping that the object is expensive and important to someone, somewhere.]