Whatever, you can have your hockey how you want it. But this is lacrosse. It's on a field, with cleats and sticks with nets. We use a ball, too, not a puck.

[ this is a sport he plays, and plays quite well, so to have someone diss it even in the most inane way is annoying. but not entirely, he's more in a state of shock that someone does not know what it is. ]

But whatever you say.