Yeah, dudes pulverizing other dudes' torsos on the green can only mean serious fucking business.

[Now he's talking about it like it's football mixed with golf. Although the "face-off" mention reminds him of that bodyswap movie with John Travolta and Nicolas Cage and he arches an eyebrow a little at the thought.]

I'm not seeing how you can only "sort of" tackle people. You either can or you can't.