[BROADSWORD, ISAAC. IT WAS A BROADSWORD. But Davesprite doesn't know that, so he just pictures an odachi or something similar. He is suitably perplexed and looks it to boot.]

That only makes a little more sense than your sports, but ok. That's some teen lit shit, between werewolves and high school and old man murderers. Your vampires don't sparkle, do they.