five ○ voice / action

[mylegacy]

Who: Caesar & u
Broadcast: Fleetwide!
Action: Marsiva, kitchens & gym!
When: Ostensibly 11/15, but really whenever

[His voice sounds muted, almost bored, but anybody who actually knows him might be a little worried at the lack of underlying irritation there. There's the clank of pots and pans in the background, also muted.]

Since we're stuck here for the foreseeable future - I understand that people are coping. [As people do. For what good it does.] I don't have the proper augment, but I know how to cook if anyone wants to learn. I don't have anything else to do. [Besides watch The Princess Bride on endless repeat.]

[. . . And then, almost as an afterthought:]

I can fight, too. If anyone wants that.

[Find him in the kitchens, or the gym on request. Close CR can assume a delivery of a comfort food of their choice.]

Comments

[ino]

[ She doesn't get up. ]

Eh ... I don't know. This seat is pretty comfortable.

[mylegacy]

Ino, I am not a seat. This is ridiculous. Act your age.

[No, Caesar, you act your age, Jesus.]

[ino]

But then how would I get my revenge?

[ Ino is not above acting five to make a point. ]

[mylegacy]

Surely you can come up with something more creative than this.

[Are you actually asking her to kick your ass better, because that seems dumb.]

[ino]

You're right. I could do better.

[ The excitement in the tone of her voice suggests you are going to seriously regret that, Caesar. But she'll get up in a swift movement, and slip her toes under one of his sides to sort of ... flip him over with her foot and basically send him rolling down the hallway, if he doesn't stop her ]

Roll away, polpetto~

[mylegacy]

[What. What is hap-- no, that's not-- HEY WHAT THE FUCK INO FOR FUCK'S SAKE--]

[He is about 800% too surprised to stop her, and there he fucking goes, wheeeee down the hall, yelling angrily in Italian all the way.]

[ino]

[ Ah. How interesting. Noting all of that swearing for later!

Anyways, she'll just poof from where she started to further down about where he'll stop or slow down at least, and wait for him to arrive. And also probably get up and yell at her. ]

[mylegacy]

[He does indeed roll to a halt, and . . . he does indeed get up to yell at her. So predictable.]

What the hell, Ino!

[ino]

You told me to be more creative. So I was.