deshabille: «vampire concerned about b-vord» (☀ tough love style)
Maladicta von Borogravia ([personal profile] deshabille) wrote in [community profile] driftfleet2015-12-17 04:40 pm
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six ☀ video

Who: Mal & u
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: Arslae, if there is any!
When: Right meow.

[Witness a grumpy captain making a face that's the vampire equivalent of a cat put in a bath. Mal is huffing and puffing along the outskirts of the nearest salt town, bundled up tight (all in black as usual, and please note that she does not have to huff or puff but is rather doing it for dramatic effect).]

So, question. What in the hell is a Christmas? Half of you keep talking about it like it's the beginning of a new universe and I'm a bit puzzled, because there's nothing like that where I'm from.

. . . Actually there really aren't holidays where I'm from, but where I'm from is shit so nevermind. Other places there's something sort of maybe similar, called Hogswatch, where a big man in a red suit rides around on a sledge pulled by hogs, obviously, and gives presents to the deserving children, ie the ones with rich parents, probably.

Explain, then. The person with the most entertaining explanation will get a prize.

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