V. Important Requests

[flickerflash]

Who: Katie and anyone
Broadcast: Fleet
Action: The Vanquish if you want
When: 10 Feb

Dear Atrama,

Can we please visit a planet with beaches next? I keep meeting people who haven't seen one and that's terrible. It's actually a crime where I come from.
Please don't let anyone get arrested.
I believe in you.

Also if you take requests can I have my cat please. And some chalk and I was meant to have a sword I think I could be wrong. It's a short silver gold magical
IT'S A LIGHTSABER
A RED ONE
Either that or just give me Mihawks.

[GO BIG OR GO HOME]

Please thank you love Dorothy.

[This has been a totally efficient use of your communicator, Katie, gj.]

Comments

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[firstrebel]

If only getting a weapon was that easy.

[ Somehow, she doesn't get the impression that this person is a Jedi. ]

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[whatitis]

Man, I'd love to see a beach! I'm from a desert, so that's just...not a thing I ever did.

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[flickerflash]

[S-she could be!]

Well they might think I'm being very polite. It can't hurt!

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[flickerflash]

You too? It's like they're taking people who haven't on purpose!

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[reconstitution]

A beach sounds nice and warm.

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[firstrebel]

You have a point there. But from what I understand, if you want a lightsaber you have to make one yourself. And, you know, be a Padawan.

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[flickerflash]

I could be a Padawan!

What's a Padawan?

[I'm from 1989, whoops.]

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[flickerflash]

It's very nice and warm! Especially in England! But even if it's cold, there are birds everywhere and it's really nice and you can go sailing.

Have you ever been sailing?

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[reconstitution]

I don't think I have.

[huaaaaagh]

lightsaber!! (°ヮ°)

[HE KNEW THERE WAS A NAME FOR IT THAT HE TOTALLY FORGOT]

want to see one?

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[geonomy]

you are TOO LATE









w/the beaches thing

we went 2 a planet that was full of islands and lots of beaches

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[flickerflash]

!!!!

but that doesn't mean there won't be more! there are beaches everywhere!
I bet the frozen one had beaches they were just frozen!!

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[beardstrokes]

but red is a terrible colour.

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[geonomy]

then wouldnt that mean u HAVE visited a planet with beaches??

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[flickerflash]

[OMG CAPTAIN don't be meannn]

You have to be able to see the beaches for them to count!! If they're all covered up in snow they're not really there

secret beaches
invisible beaches
NINJA BEACHES

We need normal beaches!

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[flickerflash]

Do you think so? I thought red was very dramatic. Though I suppose it might not suit me.

[Wardrobe of Katie: 90% red.]

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[beardstrokes]

It is very dramatic but dreadfully uncivilized at times. Tends to make people see red as well.

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[geonomy]

[sometimes he just likes being a little shit ok]

theyre using the snow to hide themsleves

truly an artful ninja skill

idk i think i feel pretty lucky 2 have witnessed something as secret and mysterious as a ninja beach as opposed to a normal old beach

[flickerflash]

[omg kirito]

You have one?? You didn't say before!

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[flickerflash]

[There's only room for one little shit on this boat okok
although admittedly she thinks he's onto something there]

but did we really witness it??
they were too clever for us! we never even knew they were there!
it's no fun unless they give us a hint at least


I wonder what ninja beaches are actually meant to do
do you think they kill people?
like surprise! you're walking on an ocean and didn't know!
splash!!

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[flickerflash]

Well that's no good. You'd think the Jedi would notice and make sure everyone only had nice blues and greens
nothing that would set their temper off

[Maybe Darth Vader would have been better off with blue.]

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[beardstrokes]

[ That particular sentence was so absurd to Obi-Wan that he had to pause and boggle at it for a bit. ]

Well. We do try and allow for many colours. Such as purple and white.

[huaaaaagh]

I did not have it then!

[That's a pretty good excuse, right?]

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[bb_wolf]

Sweetheart, I don't think you need a cat, under the circumstances.

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[flickerflash]

Purple!! You have purple lightsabers? I want pur





[Wait a second. She's a little slow, but--]

Are you a Jedi?