[He missed you too, you broody asshole.] Maker's breath! You both disappeared? [And Varric didn't notice?] Now that-- that's something I would've heard about. This just isn't adding up.

[He rubs at his temple.]

This isn't home. Obviously. This is... the world's longest, most boring play, except we're the actors and we can't spit on the audience. Someone told me it's like "TV"-- whatever that is.