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[speedboat]

Who: Howard Stark
Broadcast: Video Transmission, Fleet-wide.
Action: SS Huntress
When: Now

...This isn't Peru. [ the hell?

no really that's the sum of what he's got right now. he seems even more HYPE than usual, sorry crewmates. otherwise he's just like. well fuck i'm back :'| ]

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[universal_charm]

_{[ Have a confused look from Kirk, Howard. ]}

Yeah, it's definitely not. I thought you'd gone through that part already...

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[ladybro]

...Partied a little too hard last night, huh?

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[namethefallen]

Unless they moved Peru to space!

[ that's totally a ten-year-old trying to be funny, not a hidden snide remark, yup. ]

[speedboat]

So did I, pal. Turns out this place wasn't through with me yet.

What'd I miss?

[speedboat]

There's no such thing, Kate.

[speedboat]

Unless that, yeah. Which the way infrastructure is going... let's just say it's a near thing.

[namethefallen]

At least space is cooler than Peru.

[ Peru obviously is crawling with humans and is thus 1000 times less cool by default. ]

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[takingkarabusiness]

I don't think so. I mean, we could all start trying to speak in Spanish if it would make you feel better, but I'm not sure that would go well.

[speedboat]

Well, you're not wrong.

[speedboat]

Sweetheart, there's nothing you could do to make me feel better. Not even giving me a flash of those pearly whites.

[takingkarabusiness]

That sounds pretty serious. I'm sorry to hear that.

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[onlyanapple]

Nope, not Peru. Maybe you took a wrong turn at Bolivia.

[namethefallen]

Maybe there's a space version of Peru you can go to.

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[reconstitution]

Not since I last checked. The climate isn't favorable.

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[survivalistcookbook]

Not a llama or plate of ceviche to be seen.

[Actually said somewhat mournfully. Eugene wouldn't say no to Peru right about now.]

Though if you're really dying for the high-altitude experience you can see if your engineer's willing to thin out the oxygen supply for awhile.

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[pneumo]

Nah, just space. Sorry.

[universal_charm]

Not much. To be honest, you haven't even been gone that long to my reckoning...

How long as it been for you?

[ladybro]

There definitely is. You know you've reached it when you wake up wondering where Peru went.

[speedboat]

How very astute.

[speedboat]

Don't be sorry, it's actually something of a relief. [ now that he's over the initial shock. ]

[speedboat]

[ okay that's funny. he laughs a little, though it's already slightly breathless. ] Clever. But no, Peru was what it said on my plane ticket. I should have known I was too entertaining to pass over.

[speedboat]

And ended up in space? Unlikely, though I thank you for your input. [ not really tho ]

[pneumo]

You're not upset about it? [ Everyone seems to be upset about space. He has no idea why though, space is great. Nice and dark, and no proper daytime. ]

[survivalistcookbook]

Tsk-tsk-tsk, see? Should've been more boring.

[reconstitution]

You seemed to need reminding.