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Who: Sokka and you!
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: Blue Fish
When: After the latest shuffle

[Sokka can be found in the captain's chair in the Blue Fish, where he's been sulking since he realised his ship is missing a very important person from the crew.]

For anyone who knows her, Katara's gone home. Things are...better back there, so she's gone back to something good at least. Jilly's gone too, she was a great cook :(

[They're going back to their tribe. To see how bad things are there. So some of that is a lie.]

But in other news, Azula's ALSO gone home, so the Blue Fish lockdown is done. People from other ships are freee to visit as they like. I'm keeping the locks for now- just in case- but they're not active right now. So the Blood Drive can come back to here as its base. Yay.

Comments

Would everyone stop trying to eat the pony!

[spontaneouscombustion]

Same here! Humans don't exist in my world at all! Neither do computers like this, most of them are really REALLY huge and simple.

[Like the 40's style supercomputer thingy Twilight... HAD in her basement but that's probably exploded too.]

You bet! I'm a party pony back home, so GOTTA have treats for the partygoers! AND I work and live at Ponyville's bakery!

NOT WHILE THEY'RE POSSIBLY DELICIOUS

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We don't have computers but...yeah lots of humans. Loooots of humans.

Huh. So, do you make meat too? Or is that weird because your a horse?

YOU MONSTER!

[spontaneouscombustion]

[There is a very, very long pause in between texts.]

Thaaaaat depends, I guess! I've never made it before because a lot of animals are sentient and ponies are all herbivores! How often do you need to eat it?

[There are sooo many nervously smiling and sweating emojis after that, can it be any clearer that she's uncomfortable with this? But she doesn't want to be rude or starve the guy either just because he needs it to live.]

BWAHAHA

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Only ALL THE TIME.

I don't know if I'd stop at eating something if it was sentient or not. It really would depend on how delicious it actually was.

[spontaneouscombustion]

[Sokka!!!]

Soooo does that mean if I try to deliver you snacks for the blood drive you're gonna try to eat me right away even though I'm sentient? Or any of the other crewmates?

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Well, I don't eat people. I've never actually eaten a horse before, so probably not? I don't know what you taste like and I guess it would be kinda weird to eat you now we've had a conversation and everything.

[spontaneouscombustion]

Ya THINK?!?!?!?!

[Your earbuds better be grateful this is over text, buddy.]

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...

I'm sensing some anger here?

[save_the_souls]

[Katara was the one who used to do this, so of course Allen was a bit slower than she would've been]

Sokka.

Stop talking about eating sentient species!

[spontaneouscombustion]

YES, somebody NICE! Thank you~! What's YOUR name, I'm Pinkie Pie!

[NOBODY WANTS TO KNOW YOUR NAME, SOKKA!]

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[WHATEVER, TALKING HORSE.]

Oh man can I not even do that any more? C'MON!

[save_the_souls]

No! You can't! You don't eat any species that can do science!

[HOW IS THIS A DIFFICULT CONCEPT]

And I'm Allen. I'm sorry for my captain, sometimes his stomach works before his brain.

[spontaneouscombustion]

He's your CAPTAIN?!

[She is SO SORRY for you, he doesn't force you to eat meat and sentient creatures every day, does he?!

Nobody tell Pinkie about her own captain ACTUALLY eating a horse heart.]

Well... I GUESS I can forgive him... but he better promise to not try to eat anybody here, no matter WHAT they are!

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She didn't say she could do science!

Ugh. Fine. I won't eat anyone who I can have a conversation with? Happy???

[save_the_souls]

He's a good Captain usually! Really!

[Yep. Just always used to defending Sokka's captaincy]

And yes, that would make me very happy.

[spontaneouscombustion]

[She shouldn't have to mention science at all, she's a living, breathing thing! MUTINY AGAINST THE CANNIBAL!]

Me too! And Cheese Sandwich, and anybody else here, I bet!

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Ugh.

Fine. Whatever. I'll leave you guys to your buddy chat.

[Yes, Allen, he's leaving you with the pony. That's what you get for defending his honour. That's exactly what you get. ]

[save_the_souls]

[#%$&!! Don't leave him to talk to a pony!]

Sokka! Don't leave me here! Finish your own conversation!!

[AND YOU KNOW WHAT?? HE'LL HANG UP BEFORE SOKKA CAN HANG UP. SERVES YOU RIGHT.]

[Sorry Pinkie]

[spontaneouscombustion]

NO WAIT DON'T LEAVE ME

[Too late. Now what?]

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WAIT NO ALLEN DON'T-

Allen?

Allen?

[spontaneouscombustion]

...

Hi?

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[This is his life. This is it now. ]

Yeah. Hi.

[spontaneouscombustion]

[...........]

So let me know when the next blood drive in so I can serve those snacks. See you later.

[The wild PINKIE PIE fled!]