if you bed it, he will come

[pneumo]

Who: Sascha & ANYONE
Broadcast: N/A
Action: Everywhere beds lie
When: June

[ Sascha has Learned His Lesson.

One doesn't simply hop into someone's bed while their sleeping and/or naked, because the results in getting kicked in the face. And yelled at a whole lot. No...what one should do is knock first!

...And then hop into their bed while they're asleep.

Lesson. Totally. Learned.

But really let's face it, this guy is an idiot and he most certainly is going to meander around over the course of the month and find those nice, comfy warm beds of yours, Fleeters. SO TRY NOT TO SMACK HIM TOO HARD, he could become even more dumb if you do.

At least he does this with the best intentions right? ]


[ ooc; THIS IS FOR EVERYONE WHO WANTED SASCHA IN THEIR BEDS. Or anyone who wants him in their bed now. They can be awake, asleep, asleep not exactly in their room--anything! Tag in and he will be there. ]

Comments

Because yes.

[tallasaking]

[Tyrion is really not entirely certain why precisely he's got a warm body in his bed at the middle of the night.

Well all right usually he knows why but he doesn't remember inviting anyone over. So he frowns, and pats said body as he mutters the few names he thinks might crawl into bed with him for comfort.] ... Lily? Kitty? ... Nova?

[A pause.] Cole?

[huaaaaagh]

[If the knocking doesn't wake Kirito up, the attempt at getting in past the (locked) door certainly will, so after a moment it cracks open and a bleary-eyed face peers through to check who it- ....oh.

The door swings fully open, revealing a yawning Kirito in his PJs.]

Sascha, what the heck are you doing here this late?

[pneumo]

[ Oh good, just in time--heeeere's a hug for you, mister. ]

Good moooorniiiing~

huhuhuuuu

[pneumo]

....Sascha♥ [ He offers oh-so-helpfully, perfectly at ease with sneaking into someone else's bed. He even sounds completely relaxed as he keeps himself huddled nice and close. ]

[precedented]

[ Leto doesn't sleep, not really. He doesn't need to. So he's already awake when Sascha slips into his bed. Bemused, he props his head up on his elbow. ]

Wandering again, are we?

[helluva_pilot]

[Poe has weird sleep patterns--it's a pilot thing. Put him anywhere and he can catch five minute catnaps and wake up instantly. But him in an actual bed and he tends to sleep like the dead. Still, someone actually climbing in with him is weird enough that he does sort of vaguely surface toward consciousness. Not freaked out, just confused. Well, his brain reminds him fuzzily, Finn had threatened to come sleep with him if the quiet got too much.]

Don't kick a guy, Finn, just--

[waitaminute]

--you're not Finn.

[pneumo]

[ And Sascha just looks right back, pleased as punch when he nods. ]

Uh-huh! [ It's nighttime, and therefor the best time to seek out cuddles. ] You're awake really late.

[precedented]

I don't need the sleep.

[ And he dislikes it. Too many bad dreams, too much history and other lives interfering. ]

[pneumo]

[ No, no he's not. ]

Nope! [ He'll offer a smile despite the pitch-black room though, huddling up niiiice and close so that he can smush his cheek against Poe's poor back. ]

I'm Sascha♥

[pneumo]

Ever? [ Or just tonight, or... ]

[precedented]

Ever. It's not necessary for my survival.

[ He glances at him, bemused. ]

[huaaaaagh]

[....

Goddammit, Sascha, it's too early for this. Kirito exhales in a huff and tries to extricate himself, though with less effort than usual since he's still half-asleep.]

Is it morning? What time is it, anyway?

[pneumo]

Whoa.... I mean, I'm really good at staying alive but even I have to sleep! [ Are you a super-vampire, Leto. ]

[pneumo]

....I dunno. I woke up a little while ago though! [ Which means it's probably very close to butt o'clock in the morning, and Kirito is going to get a nice biiiig hug here u go ]

[precedented]

[ In a manner of speaking. ]

You're a different kind of immortal than myself.

[huaaaaagh]

What the hell, are you nocturnal...

[Just. Gonna shuffle backwards a bit, away from the hall. If it's going to take more effort to get Sascha off of him, he does not need a crewmate catching them like this. He'd never hear the end of it, even if it's perfectly innocent.]

[pneumo]

[ Be prepared to be shuffled after, dearest Kirito.....be prepared. ]

Yeah! [ he is totally nocturnal. ] I can never stay awake when the sun's out, it puts me right to sleep.

[pneumo]

Aww, I wouldn't say I'm immortal...

[precedented]

Wouldn't you? I would.

[pneumo]

Well, I mean...even vampires don't live forever, right? [ R...right? ]

[precedented]

[ He clicks his tongue. ]

Yes. That is true.

[pneumo]

So....one day! [ Except he is not a vampire at all and there is no one day for him 8( ]

[precedented]

Do you want to die?

[pneumo]

No way! [ This minute? Heck no. He's enjoying the warmth of Leto's body far too much. ] I only just made my first two friends ever...

[precedented]

Then perhaps you should think of future days once you've learned to live.