driftfleet | Happy Birthday From the Dark Side!

Who: Finn, Pinkie Pie, and YOU!
Broadcast: EVERYWHERE!
Action: The Caprine, especially the bridge.
When: Today~

[Video: Encrypted from Finn]

[HOLY COW that is a huge pink pony grin in your face!]

Gooood morning, everybody~! Gueeeess who's birthday it is today~? If you guessed Finn, then you'd be right! AND you'd be invited to his super special first EVERY birthday party on the Caprine! If you guessed wrong, don't worry, you're invited anyway! There'll be cake and ice cream and music and games and lots and LOTS of blue fizzy drinks! Hope we see you there~!

[Action]

[While Pinkie has Poe distract Finn for most of the day, this little party pony's hard at work making this the best (and only) birthday this ex-Storm Trooper's ever had! As advertised, the whole ship is decorated bow to stern with streamers and lights and balloons. There's music throughout all the speakers, dancing and games on the bridge, and SO MANY TREATS in the kitchen. There's mild and spicy nachos, salsa, cubes of spiky blue fruit that tastes like cantaloupe, candy, and HUGE birthday cake made from as many real ingredients as Pinkie could get her hooves on. There's also a HUGE punch bowl with Pinkie's best punch recipe, and pre-poured cups of what looks like some blue fizzy milkshake. Knock yourselves out, guys, and help Finn have the best birthday ever since the First Order is made of jerks!]

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

[Today is the day she's going to have to admit there is a talking pink pony in the fleet, isn't it? She already knew. Talking pink ponies are hard to miss and she tends to stalk the network, but she didn't have to confront the knowledge. Didn't have to confirm it. Not until today.

But there is cake and ice cream on the line. Priorities. Oh, and because Finn is newish and maybe they haven't talked a lot, but she doesn't know how many people are showing up for him and she figures she can make it one more at least.]

Do you have any idea what he might want for his birthday? [Is this real life? Is she asking a pony for gift giving advice?]

[~~Wimp.~~ Oh, hey, it's a new face!]

Hey, there! Hmmm probably some stuff to decorate his bunk! We just got ours upgraded a couple weeks ago and he's never had his own room before!

I'm Pinkie Pie, what's your name?

[~~One can only push their bravery so far! She's faced Apocalypse, but this?~~ Her name is Pinkie Pie because of course it is.]

Kitty Pryde. [Because this is a totally normal name, okay?] Hi.

I guess that sounds like a good idea. [As if she knows how to decorate.]

[Hey, it's a lot more pony-ish than some of the other names here. And shorter.]

Glad I could help! [She holds something up onscreen, some kind of flower pot, even though it looks just filled with dirt right now.] There's this fruit I found on this world that he seems to really like, so I scooped out some seeds and planted them! Once I've got some garden beds set up, we can transplant them in there and have spikyloupe harvests!

[That is a really nice pot of dirt you're getting him.] Spikyloupe? So, like cantaloupe but with more defensive capabilities?

[The best pot of dirt in the galaxy.]

Yup! On the outside it kinda looks like a durian, but it doesn't smell or taste like one, just like a blue cantaloupe!

I'm not sure what a durian is, but I'll take your word for it. [Apparently her parents weren't buying a lot of those when she was little. Assuming they sell them in Chicago. And then the world fell apart and they probably irradiated the part of the world those grew in anyway.] I'm sure he'll love it. All of it. The party, the thought, the gift.

[... Is EVERY human's world full of misery?!]

Aw, thanks Kitty Pryde~ And I'm sure he'll love whatever you get him too!

[Yes! No? Maybe? She's not the one to ask.]

I guess he'll be polite either way and I won't know the difference at least? [Joking, but also, yeah, that's probably what will happen.]

Happy Birthday From the Dark Side!

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