OF COURSE NOT! I DON'T JUST GRANT WISHES, I MAKE DEALS! YOU'LL KNOW EXACTLY WHAT THE PRICE IS, UP FRONT! THAT'S WHY IT'S IN MY BEST INTEREST TO HELP YOU OUT, AND VICE VERSA!
ANYTHING I CAN DO IN THE REAL WORLD, YOU CAN DO HERE IN YOUR MIND! LET'S USE THAT AS AN EXAMPLE! WE HAD A LITTLE CAT THAT WISHED HE WAS BIGGER AND MORE FEROCIOUS. YOU JUST GRANTED HIM THAT WISH YOURSELF! NOT BAD, HUH? BENEVOLENCE IS A REAL POWER TRIP!
[Bill teleports the lion into Tyrion's lap. There, have fun.]
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ANYTHING I CAN DO IN THE REAL WORLD, YOU CAN DO HERE IN YOUR MIND! LET'S USE THAT AS AN EXAMPLE! WE HAD A LITTLE CAT THAT WISHED HE WAS BIGGER AND MORE FEROCIOUS. YOU JUST GRANTED HIM THAT WISH YOURSELF! NOT BAD, HUH? BENEVOLENCE IS A REAL POWER TRIP!
[Bill teleports the lion into Tyrion's lap. There, have fun.]