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They rhyme. They talk like they're reading from Ye Olde Ancient and Bad Poetry except they're serious.
They have no sense of humor. The ones that try to kill you least of all.
[Although, he supposed, if he was perpetually burning under his skin, he'd be fairly cranky as well.]