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belthazar spellscry | ch(i)ef tsundere ([personal profile] arcanepower) wrote in [community profile] driftfleet2016-07-05 12:16 am

[ you receive loot: [mystery meat]. ]

Who: Belthazar and you
Broadcast: Yes
Action: On the singing planet
When: July 5th, afternoon

[video;]

[Though one cannot smell through the network broadcast, it certainly looks like there is a barbecue happening on the beach. Belthazar has a lovely bonfire built. A few metal grates form a cooking surface, on which there are various roasting vegetables and... gigantic racks of meat as well as oversized steaks.

He adjusts the camera feed so that he is also in the picture. He looks so very small next to these ribs. Just where did these originate?]


I have chanced upon an opportunity to try this world's cuisine... by cooking it myself. From what I gathered of the beast-- or rather, what many men gathered, and I observed-- it appeared to be some kind of stegodon. In laymen's terms, it was a giant lizard.

Naturally I find myself with an abundance of meat. It is certainly enough for experimentation, but I cannot possibly eat all of this myself. If you have any interest in trying gigantic lizard served twenty different ways, by all means, come and find me: I will be on the beach for another two or three hours, probably. For those who would prefer a meatless option, I've made plenty of other fodder as well.

[He pauses like he wants to say something else, but then opts not to.]

--

[action;]

[As promised, there is a huge cookout going on at the beach. Belthazar has converted at least six picnic tables into a buffet line. The main dish is, of course, giant lizard; the creature's corpse is nowhere to be seen, as it's already been butchered and quartered and fifthed and sixthed, and then those pieces were hauled out of the forest so as to not attract any unsavory company. There truly are a dozen ways to sample a dinosaur: traditional filet mignon approach, perfectly-seasoned gigantic ribs, marinaded, cubed, ground and combined with herbs and cheese, battered and fried, breaded, sliced thin and boiled, stewed...

And then there are the side dishes: fancy as fuck macaroni and cheese, something like asparagus, salad that isn't totally green, potato salad of some kind, whatever the fuck this is, stinky curry, and then, for no particular reason at all, onigiri. (He needed the practice.)

There's a lot of food, so it makes sense that he's exhausted; if he isn't struggling to flip his Texas-sized steaks, he can be found nodding off in the sand.]

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