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Who: Caster, everyone, and one unfortunate victim.
Broadcast: Text! Anonymous text. She's so sneaky.
Action: On the Vanquish!
When: Backdated to yesterday, the 19th!

[Bright and early in the morning, there's an anonymous text post flagged as urgent to the network. Does the network even have urgent flags? It apparently does now. Magic is great.]

ATTENTION, FLEET:
Today is the birthday of an incredibly amazing and talented person! The Vanquish's very own Hermione Granger!
It seems like she's keeping it secret, because she's humble along with everything else, but that won't do at all! People of importance have to be recognized!
So, be sure to shower her plenty of love and praise today, and also gifts! Birthday presents are important too!
All celebrators are to come to the Vanquish immediately!
This is how birthdays work, right?

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Oh my god.

This has been an automated notice from the Atroma's network.

[Cheese is always a big fan of parties in general but he's learned a thing or two while he's been away from home. ]

Um. Does she actually want a party? Consent is a pretty important thing. It's important to check that before I bring out the big party guns.

What? I'm not sure what kind of party you're thinking of...

Ooh, it is? YAY, thanks for the tip, Mystery Texter! What kind of party does she want, what's her favorite cake flavor?

Edited 2016-09-20 23:31 (UTC)

I'm not as daft as you seem to think I am, you know.

It was worth a try?

It's a nice gesture, but not something I really need?

There's no need to be humble! I looked it all up while we were at that planet! That 'surprise party' thing is an important custom to humans!

[.... this is how humans work, right???]

I haven't been able to ask. Humans like surprise parties, after all!

Sometimes, but not all the time. I can't really remember the last surprise party I went to.

What, seriously?!

Well of course, it depends on the person, though, some poeple want a quiet party or don't like surprises too much. Plus you know her a LOT better than me, so you probably know something from hanging out with her, right?

Hey, don't go dropping spoilers like that so casually! Maybe I just picked up the date from the records somewhere! The point of anonymity is to be secret, you know!

[... no it's pretty obvious.]

Well of course I don't know your name yet, silly, but you'd still have to know who she is and care about her a lot if you want her to have a birthday party and researched it so you could tell people, right? :)

That's beside the point!

[how is that beside the point?]

Maybe it was just a coincidence, and anyway, that's not the part you should be focusing on!

[You use that word "coincidence." Pinkie does not think it means what you think it means.]

Wow, that's quite the convenient coincidence, but okey-dokey-lokey! What part SHOULD I be focusing on here?

Seriously. We were a little too busy for them, generally speaking, though.

Then, I'm your first time?!

[... it's honestly up in the air if she's phrasing it that way on purpose or genuinely oblivious.]

That we should celebrate her, of course.

I guess you could put it like that?

I'm so happy to hear that! ♥ Then I'll be sure you're as happy as can be with this, okay?

ANY kind of party. It's important they're not...you know, super anti social and won't switch into a panic attack at the very thought of one.

Well yeah, of course! I just usually need more info if I'm going to throw a party somebody'll absolutely love!

Okay. As long as it isn't too over the top?

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