[Kanda slams his fist into a nearby giant tree... which wiggles a bit and drops an acorn two steps from Kanda's head. He doesn't seem to notice.]
I'm gonna -
[And then a squirrel the size of a horse jumps down after it, surprising Kanda enough that he goes wheeling back onto his ass. The squirrel considers both Allen and Kanda, chuk-chuks in their direction, and then goes right back up the tree.]
What the hell—!
[JESUS CHRIST he's pretty sure he just lost another six months of his life right there.]
no subject
I'm gonna -
[And then a squirrel the size of a horse jumps down after it, surprising Kanda enough that he goes wheeling back onto his ass. The squirrel considers both Allen and Kanda, chuk-chuks in their direction, and then goes right back up the tree.]
What the hell—!
[JESUS CHRIST he's pretty sure he just lost another six months of his life right there.]