I'd rather be watching it from the comfort of home. . .
[UGH NATURE...the other turkey takes another challenging step forward, gobble-squawking and wings spread. Apollo shakes his head.]
Right. If you throw another rock, it's just going to get angry and chase us. We're screwed either way! Augh. . .
[What do they do THEY CAN'T DIE LIKE THIS ON UNIVERSAL TELEVISION. And also in general!! What would Phoenix do in this situation besides get knocked out. . .uh, he'd bluff and try to turn the situation around. This isn't court that wouldn't work, you can't just distract a turkey--wait.
. . .
!
SUDDENLY AN IDEA.]
Trucy! Do you have your knives, or cards, or anything?
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[UGH NATURE...the other turkey takes another challenging step forward, gobble-squawking and wings spread. Apollo shakes his head.]
Right. If you throw another rock, it's just going to get angry and chase us. We're screwed either way! Augh. . .
[What do they do THEY CAN'T DIE LIKE THIS ON UNIVERSAL TELEVISION. And also in general!! What would Phoenix do in this situation besides get knocked out. . .uh, he'd bluff and try to turn the situation around. This isn't court that wouldn't work, you can't just distract a turkey--wait.
. . .
!
SUDDENLY AN IDEA.]
Trucy! Do you have your knives, or cards, or anything?