huaaaaagh: <user name=fontech> (so anyway i killed the clerk)
Kirigaya Kazuto | Kirito ([personal profile] huaaaaagh) wrote in [community profile] driftfleet2016-11-21 12:13 am

mystery science theater: drift fleet edition

Who: Kirito and whoever!
Broadcast: Yes!
Action: on the Iskaulit
When: 11/20


[The video loads to show Kirito only, waving awkwardly at the camera.]

Okay, confession- I'm not great with other languages. Whatever's going on with the planet is a total write-off for me, so I've been working on something else in the meantime. Finally finished it, so...

[He turns the camera around, revealing an Iskaulit room remodeled to look like a theater- the walls painted dark, speakers rigged around a fabric screen that spans the entire far wall, and the rest of the floor is furnished with identical plush-and-wood chairs. At the back there is a projector, with a cord running up under the camera of the comm.]

Movie theater, as requested. The projector can connect directly to any communicator, and will automatically access whatever's on the network. I'm working on getting a wireless system going, but one thing at a time.

And I guess the interdimensional viewers thought we were running dry on content and took pity on us, so this was conveniently timed.

[He rolls the camera back around to reveal a sponsor drop box, which contains a few piles of smaller boxes, each decorated with a cover worthy of making some kind of worst Sci-Fi original movie list. They're all parodies, and most of them look terrible. There's even some video games.]

"Tornadoe"... "Og the Vaguely Imposing"... "Mule Lord"...
yeah, I can't vouch for the quality, but if you're bored of what we've already got and the thought of watching Spirits Within one more time makes you wanna punch a hole in the wall, it's. Well. Better than nothing?

Anyway, it's open to the public if you want to use it!


(( feel free to use this as a theater mingle if anyone wants to come and watch movies! Kirito will be around for any and all technical difficulties, and will of course respond to network comments. he may bother visitors, or he may not. go wild! ))
save_the_souls: (this is halloween)

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[personal profile] save_the_souls 2016-11-21 05:32 am (UTC)(link)
[Allen simply lights up at the transmission.]

Ah, this looks wonderful! I've missed movie theaters!

Hey- do you have popcorn?
stefanged: (excuse you)

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[personal profile] stefanged 2016-11-21 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh, Stefan's watching this alright. It's the most entertaining thing he's seen all week, and he has freshly-buttered popcorn to keep him preoccupied. He knows he'll be here a while - or at least, until it's time for the next prayer.]

So... maybe it's just me, but I don't think you're supposed to fall into the abyss.
save_the_souls: (oh stab wounds that brings me back...)

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[personal profile] save_the_souls 2016-11-21 05:41 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, okay! I think I can help with that!

I mean, not all the time- but I have a popcorn maker!
save_the_souls: (snickering laugh)

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[personal profile] save_the_souls 2016-11-21 05:46 am (UTC)(link)
Mm! For real! I got it from that magic tree a few months ago!
stefanged: (real talk buddy)

[personal profile] stefanged 2016-11-21 05:53 am (UTC)(link)
It's very stupid. But hey, 44th time's the charm, and maybe you could try stepping back this time. Like, in-the-game stepping back right before it jumps.

[Kirito's usually killed everything in the fungus monster's path, and it seems like a shot. Of course, Stefan isn't an expert - he's far from it. The only Mario he knows is Mario Kart.]

stefanged: (hold on a sec)

[personal profile] stefanged 2016-11-21 05:59 am (UTC)(link)
[ . . . ]

How? That shouldn't even be possible.
save_the_souls: (let's try it)

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[personal profile] save_the_souls 2016-11-21 06:00 am (UTC)(link)
I guess I got lucky.

Sure! You can't have a proper movie theater without popcorn, after all!
save_the_souls: (heeeeey)

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[personal profile] save_the_souls 2016-11-21 06:16 am (UTC)(link)
[Well technically they just come with the popcorn maker, but like Allen's going to turn down an opportunity to make money-]

Oh- sure! I'm sure we can work out some kind of deal!
stefanged: (that is a fair point)

[personal profile] stefanged 2016-11-21 06:20 am (UTC)(link)
Also a cheater. Doesn't that, like, break a dozen rules of game design?

[He offers up his bowl of popcorn as a token of apology. Sorry, bro.]
save_the_souls: (kekeke)

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[personal profile] save_the_souls 2016-11-21 06:48 am (UTC)(link)
[And thus the lucrative trade of blood popcorn was born]

Don't worry, it'll be a reasonable price!
save_the_souls: (I JUST HAD- ♫)

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[personal profile] save_the_souls 2016-11-21 07:05 am (UTC)(link)
Oh no, don't worry. I'm a lot stronger than I look.
robitussin: (and i'm trying to enjoy it)

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[personal profile] robitussin 2016-11-21 06:41 pm (UTC)(link)
hate to break it to you but all of those look terrible
flickerflash: (...is that someone's foot?)

[personal profile] flickerflash 2016-11-21 09:10 pm (UTC)(link)
You did it! [Given the month she's had DISTRACTIONS ARE GOOD YES. She's practically bouncing on the other side of the screen.]

Can we watch Og the Vaguely Imposing? That sounds like a brilliant movie. Oh! And you still have to watch The Princess Bride!

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