[Someday, he might start something just to see the look on Jim's face. It might almost be worth it.]

Not yet. According to a couple people I spoke to, I should check back in a few days. [Here's hoping. While the security gig really isn't bad and he's all for the free and reduced-price drinks he gets out of it, it's not really up his alley.

At all. Giant bruise on his face a case in point.] Just as well. I wanted to read up on standard medical procedures here before I started practicing 'em.