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[robitussin]

Who: opal and you!
Broadcast: text
Action: on the goldstone if you so desire
When: midday 2/27

i'm starting up a formal betting pool for which ships are going to inexplicably crash into each other and become one within the void of space next

and also when

and also why but let's be real nobody is going to be able to figure that out

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[onlyanapple]

[He'll text even if he's probably sitting right across from her. ]

I'm in.

I'm putting my money on the Wonderduck and the Bishop, slamming into one another on let's say April. They can be called the Holy Duck.

Go big or go home, Opal.

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[robitussin]

[They are absolutely sitting right across from each other and texting.]

i always go big, you're on sucker

i kind of hope it's the bloodsport and one of the fish ones because they could name it piranha but nobody appreciates my flawless sense of humor soooo

i'm going with the huntress and the tourist because that would be hilarious and given how close together two of these happened already, i'm giving it like a week or two tops

Text;

[onlyanapple]

[He gives a soft 'tch' sound. ]

Ooh. That;s a good one.

That would be rather hilarious. But hey at least we can say we did it first, no one can take that away from us.

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[thebarkside]

what are we betting

text

[robitussin]

you know i didn't think that far ahead

what do you want to bet

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[thebarkside]

uhhhh
well
i dont really have much :T
i could... do.... your laundry or something??

[throwsdown]

i bet red fish and blue fish!!!

they can call it um

pruple fish!!!!!

[robitussin]

that is the least creative thing i've heard all day

come on try harder

text

[robitussin]

i like that sound of that

if i lose i'm just giving you credits though

Text;

[robitussin]

[There's a quiet 'shut up' in response to that noise, before she goes right on texting him. As one does.]

wow i feel so humble and blessed to have been able to experience this first

Text;

[onlyanapple]

[They are both adults here. You can tell because he casually flips her the bird before going back to typing. ]

You should be. We'll be the one that everyone else will compare the experience too. It'll be like being Internet Famous.

[throwsdown]

heyy!! htats mean!! i'm trying my best!

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[robitussin]

[She sticks her tongue out at him as she responds.]

everyone will be so jealous of our not at all terrifying experience and how can we blame them, honestly

[robitussin]

lmao okay

how old are you even

[throwsdown]

I think i'm 8!!!!

I have a hard time telling somtimes in space though :(

[robitussin]

oh

oh sh

no i mean uh never mind ignore literally everything i just said

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[onlyanapple]

[So mature, he's so much more mature than that- which is why she's getting a stinkeye. Which is less effective when one is wearing sunglasses, but still. ]

I know I would. Maybe we should look into selling merchandise.

Text;

[robitussin]

postcards depicting our ships inexplicably not exploding?

Text;

[onlyanapple]

Maybe novelty mugs that say 'I survived a Goldstoning'

Text;

[robitussin]

no

you can't just decide we're a verb

Text;

[onlyanapple]

[He'll turn and give her a pouty face. So mean :( ]

Why not? We'd make an excellent verb.

Text;

[robitussin]

what would we even mean at this point

i mean back when we were just the pathstone it obviously would've been "shit" but now we're like halfway to not being complete trash? it's weird

[throwsdown]

you're a kinda funny one

you were gonna write shit huh!!!

i know lots of cuss words now

Text;

[onlyanapple]

Don't remind me. I'm still getting used to THAT. I mean, okay, sure, we were basically a dumpster floating about in space, but it was OUR dumpster and we loved our dumpster kingdom.

Now things are tidy and I think the shower actually smells clean now?? What is with that???

[robitussin]

no i am not, also no i was not and you should never say that again