I've been here more than a year, now, and I've received regular monthly payments. it goes up and down, depending on how dramatic your life has been, but I've never been given any kind of gift. That's probably for the best, to be honest, since they can sometimes be a little... Terrible.

[ Condoms and glitter and magnets and party poppers. ]

We've been to all kinds, honestly. There was one where you could share thoughts and memories with someone else, one where the entire planet was covered in poison, one where they were split into three different guilds...