Oh no no, I understand completely! I am the maítre d' to a prince, back home. Before the...unpleasantness I used to prepare meals for royals and dignitaries from all over. A properly presented meal is the difference between s truly remarkable dinner and a half-baked disaster.

[He's got you, bro. He's got you.]

I was, indeed, human. It has been ten years, since the curse was placed on me- by an Enchantress. She had a wand. As for the words- well, she cursed my Master more than me. The Household staff, we were just part of the curse, rather than the focus of it. I do not know if that makes a difference.