Well, soft candles are excellent theives tools for certain locks, since they take the shape of the mechanism when inserted into a keyhole. You can use them to make duplicates.

But I was originally talking about cunts. You know, stuffing with them. Candles are already about the right size.

Although the length of your "hands" there are a little disappointing, might have better luck with your head. Do you still need to breath like that?