Video.

[collegedropout]

Who: Sam Winchester
Broadcast: Video.
Action: Bloodsport.
When: Now-ish!

VIDEO BROADCAST A.

[Sam has been mostly doing his usual thing - that is, collecting information about the new place, primarily the unnatural wild life. He even got a pet rock for shits and giggles, though he has kind of abandoned it on his little desk in his room, which he's finally sitting down at after a long day of working. He's humored himself in buying something more rocker-style, all thanks to some of the interesting shops down on the asteroid belts. With a grin he says -- ]

Well? Let's hear it: weird crap you've bought, go.

[He slides the pet rock box over, chuckling.]

... These were popular for a short time on earth, in the 70's. Some guy just... chatted with some buds in a bar about how hard it was to take care of actual pets, so he made these and sold over a million of them -- in fact, it made him a millionaire. Pretty impressively weird, right? Maybe even the most successful selling of weird. Unless you guys can top that.

At least Beanie Babies are kind of cute on a shelf. A pet rock -- who knows.

But now I can fit in with everyone who has an animal aboard. I bet you guys 20 credits mine is easier to potty train.



VIDEO BROADCAST B.

Demons. They can be a pain in the ass.

I guess this is mostly just something I tend to do from time to time -- um. Sigils, symbols, they're extremely important in my world. Some banish certain creatures, and some trap them. But the most important sigils you can learn are the ones to keep the supernatural out. Of you, that is.

[He holds up a hand.]

Now, before I offer this... Just keep in mind that demons differ from world to world. And some of them are surprisingly decent people. I'm sure a lot of you are thinking of Crowley, here. And Crowley is probably rolling his eyes at the thought people think he's decent. I'm not going to teach methods of killing them here or anything severe like that unless I have trust that you're not going to go ganking just anyone... but I want to keep people safeguarded if I can. Especially when I know at least one demon from my world has been here before [even if she is a semi-decent awful demon, xoxo meg], and the way demons from my world co-exist with humanity is by possessing their body against their wills.

[ATTACHMENT: SIGIL.]

This is an anti-possession ward. You put it anywhere on your person, and it effectively blocks them out from entering and controlling your body. There are a few others I could teach you guys -- mainly for keeping back creatures like wendigo and soul eaters, and I know a little witchcraft... nothing special. Um. If there's any rabid hell hounds around, I also know the method to dealing with those.

[He rubs the back of his neck.]

I don't know. I feel like I should be doing what I usually do at some point, I guess. Helping people out in case something tries to eat them, you know? And possession isn't a laughing matter. It's terrifying. But, you know, I also don't want to accidentally get anyone who isn't human killed or hurt.

... I got to admit, supernatural beings here are................ mellow. I'm usually expecting to them trying to eat my brain, or my liver, or my eyeballs. Or all of the above, with a bonus helping of soul. So, um. Bear with me.

[I learned a lot the last, like, three years in another universe. Good fun.

BUT STILL, A HUNTER IS A HUNTER IS A HUNTER.]

Comments

[namisan]

I didn't abuse it, I gave it a makeover! It should be happy to have hair! Around you, I bet it felt left out.

[YOU'VE GOT MORE HAIR THAN SHE HAS SAM WINCHESTER you are totally due for a haircut.]

[collegedropout]

It's like putting a wig on a dog. It's cruel and unusual punishment.

... Did you just rib on my hair? You know we have similar enough haircuts that you're only hurting yourself, too.

[namisan]

Excuse you, my hair is styled and cute. Whereas yours look like you sat on a clifftop and kissed a shaggy dog for too long.

I can fix that, you know. [She balances the knife across her thumb and wiggles it at him.]

[collegedropout]

[He puts his hands over his hair, which -- okay, yeah, it's gotten a little long.]

Dude, no. Shaggy dogs are great.

[namisan]

[...do you have any idea how that just sounded.]

[collegedropout]

[......

Well, I mean.]

I stand by what I say, even if you're a perverted old woman.

[namisan]

Perverted young woman, thanks. [Excuse you who's the person who claims he's centuries old here.]

Seriously, though. You want a haircut? I'll even clean the knife first. [Or better yet, find scissors. What a great invention.]

[collegedropout]

Are you going to take up residence as my personal barber?

[namisan]

I haven't already?

[collegedropout]

I don't know. Does that mean I'm yours, too?

[namisan]

I don't know. So far it seems to have been half you and half monster. But I think your efforts are a little less traumatic.

[collegedropout]

Wow, thanks. That's the sweetest thing you've ever said to me.

[no its not but he thinks hes funny]

[namisan]

Don't get used to it. [You're a comedian. But she's still grinning.] Haircut or no?

[collegedropout]

If you'd like to, Miss Barber.

Just don't shave it all off; I'd look dopey. A giant dopey elf.

[namisan]

[.....Sam, the way she's crossing her arms and tilting her head and examining your hair with such musing intensity means she's probably considering that now. Beware.]

I thought elves had more hair than both of us combined, generally.

[But no seriously your hair is safe with her. If only because you know where she sleeps.]

[collegedropout]

.... I meant the ears, actually.

[He tucks his hair, flicking a finger against his slightly pointed ears.

Very sharp, for human ears, okay.]

[namisan]

Huh. [Grin.] I don't think they're pointy enough to qualify. So I guess you'd just look dopey. I mean, there's no difference there.

[collegedropout]

Hey now, it's okay when I make fun of myself, totally not for you.

[But he hardly is serious, because he knows there's no stopping your wrath.]

[namisan]

Says the person who started this entire conversation by calling me a frump.

[Hypocrite much. Look how utterly offended she is.]

[collegedropout]

... True.

[He's not taking it back. :|]

[namisan]

[Wow, no wonder you're single. I mean, aside from the thousands of other good reasons and all--]

Don't make me come over there.