I—[Dammit. He walked into this. But, try as he might, he can't back down. This is a matter of dignity! Or... lack of it. He breathes in deep, one hand covering enough of his face to make his words come out slightly muffled.] ... You wouldn't know him. [He hopes.] But, I—[He clears his throat.]—I might have had a... fantasy with someone here. [God, this is public. Please, please don't let him hear.] We... [another cough.] ... Heperformedfellatiointheshowers.

[He says it so fast the words blend together.]