save_the_souls: (so irritating)
Allen Walker ([personal profile] save_the_souls) wrote in [community profile] driftfleet 2015-04-01 10:47 pm (UTC)

BLUE FISH-WIDE ANNOUCEMENT

[So far the electronics are going crazy, the senior doctor is dancing tap and the captain wants a hat made out of cheese. Allen was concerned until he saw what date it was, then- well, after years of experience- he became both worried and annoyed]

[And so he finally decides to give an announcement over the overhead speakers. He can be found in the bridge area in the mean time]


Hello, this is your first mate speaking. I'm sure you've all noticed that there's been some...oddities in our electronics and fellow crew's behaviour. It could be something odd the region we're passing through, or that it's...April's Fools day- I'm looking into it. If anyone else can offer an explanation, that'd be wonderful!

Until then, do your best to keep calm, avoid actions you'll regret later and....in case if you feel an overwhelming compulsion to sing, I recommend turning off your network communicator.

Thank you!

[And if anyone wants to find him, he's staring at the control panels in the bridge because.......yeah. He's a doctor not an engineer or a pilot, what the hell does half this stuff do???]

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