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[onlyanapple]

Who: Crowley and you!
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: Malum
When: Right now

[Hey, it's everyone's favourite demon. Or...at least a demon that some people have a positive opinion on. Same difference. Queen's Another One Bites The Dust plays in the background as he gives the camera a grin.]

So. While we all sit here, waiting for whatever fresh bullshit Atroma drops on us next, I thought we might have a little bit of fun, that we haven't done in a while. Lets have ourselves a little game of Never Have I Ever. It'll get you to know one another and let me in on your secrets, because I have to get my kicks somewhere. The idea is, you give a statement, if that statement is true for anyone, they don't take a drink, if it isn't, then they drink.

Basically, the less messed up your life is, the more wasted you're probably going to get.

You can do it over video, or you can come and drink at the bar. If you're underage and believe in rules, you can have slushies. You can have it in blue flavour or blue flavour. I'll even start. [AHEM] Never Have I Ever stolen a car.

[He takes a drink from the wine glass that's suddenly appeared in front of him. Was it always there?]

See? Easy.

[[ooc: Feel free to threadjack one another here, it's a free-for all!]]

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[sylphid]

[And sitting at the bar is Fie, taking a drink of a blue slushie.

... was she always there?]

Mhm. It was wheely easy.

[It's also Wednesday.]

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[padadin]

[You know who else is bored? THIS GUY. Bedrest sucks big time, you know. He's having tea, not that it matters because he doesn't drink to that one. He's stolen shuttles, but never a car. Still, this game is good for a bonding moment, so.]

Never Have I Ever smoked.

[the_tailor]

[Lance is at the bar, but he has his communicator up and open too to play with others who aren't physically there.

He sees Shiro's one.

There's a long pause.

And he tentatively takes the tiniest sip of his drink.]

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[onlyanapple]

[She's ALWAYS here. Like a bad smell. Or a fungal infection. ]

Ugh, I forgot what day it was. [He rubs his temple, he walked right into that one. ] Hope you didn't peak too early, because that's your pun quota for the week met.

[padadin]

[Raising an eyebrow with a KNOWING LOOK.]

I wasn't tobacco, was it.

[the_tailor]

........nope.

[AVOIDING EYE CONTACT...]

[Video]

[onlyanapple]

[He takes a drink, giving a little salute. ]

You know, I haven't done it much since coming here. Not a lot of ciggies, unless you want the vending machine ones which taste like Tragedy.

[Then, with all the tact of a thrown house-brick: ]

Liking the new grandpa hair.

[padadin]

I can't say I'm surprised. [Just shaking his head over here. It's your turn, Lance.]

[Video]

[sylphid]

[From off camera, Shiro can hear:]

Mom just wanted more of a family resemblance.

[the_tailor]

Look! Nothing wrong with trying stuff!

[He's a good kid, alright.]

Uhhh, let's see... Never have I ever set a kitchen on fire.

[Lance looks smug for all of five seconds before his expression drops. The memory of that little cooking show he and Hunk had put on around Valentine's Day just came back to him.]

Awwww, quiznak.

[He has to drink to his own damn thing.]

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[sylphid]

[He'd be sad if she left. Don't front.]

I'm here to help. [Slurp.] Well aware.

[Video]

[onlyanapple]

Awww, that's so considerate of him!

[Video]

[sylphid]

[Nothing.]

Never have I ever been abducted by aliens.

[EVERYONE BETTER FUCKING DRINK]

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[onlyanapple]

[He would be genuinely sad and never tell anyone because emotions are for the weak. ]

Well, at least you got one good one in, I guess. Want to see how many people actually end up getting wasted?

[padadin]

And you haven't had abstinence issues? I heard those can get nasty.

[That's still more tactful than commenting on the arm, lbh.]

Thanks. Princess Allura is here now if you also want a makeover.

[the_tailor]

Does it count if we technically basically get abducted by a giant robot lion that leads us to an alien spaceship?

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[onlyanapple]

[Slow clapping? Slow clapping. Also drinking.]

You played yourself, kid.

[sylphid]

[...]

Even if it doesn't, stop and asking yourself how you ended up here.

[She takes a pointed slurp of her slushie.]

[padadin]

[S N O R T]

I know I'm bad at cooking and I've burned stuff, but I never went that far. Unlike you and Hunk. [Waiting for Lance to drink before throwing another prompt.]

[the_tailor]

Awww, shaddup! Look, I'd never melted chocolate before, how was I supposed to know you couldn't just throw it in a pot and put it on the stove?

[the_tailor]

[He takes his drink, then, sadfaced.]

Stupid chocolate.

[onlyanapple]

Demons don't get things like that. Biological...whatevers.

[Pints for him. ]

I'll pass. I'm quite content remaining just as I am for the rest of eternity.

[Video]

[onlyanapple]

[Takes a drink. ]

It also technically happened a couple of times in Paradisa, too. They were all pretty fucking miserable not-fun times, but hey. Still count. But this is still the biggie.

[padadin]

How thoughtful of you to drink with me. [He takes a sip of his mug, not saying that it's actually tea.]

[the_tailor]

Oh.

....OH YEAH.

[He drinks, then.]