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driftfleet2018-09-02 03:37 am
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Every Game Needs a Child Bartender
Who: Nami and you!
Broadcast: Yas
Action: Bloodsport, Blameless, Iskaulit, stations
When: Now
[Nami wakes up and promptly falls out of bed. A long way.
...crew, there seems to be an unfamiliar child's voice swearing colourfully at high volume in your captain's quarters. Maybe Nami's taking her feelings over Sam leaving out by kidnapping kids. Or maybe--
The door slides open to reveal a tiny redhead, familiar tattoo visible on one arm and all but drowning in a T-shirt way too large for herand stretched at the front.
--maybe your captain's just glitching. And furious. In a pint-sized kind of way.]
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[Uh, so yeah. She's going to hit the network just so people don't start fretting over a small child being on board and trying to dutifully look after her tiny innocent and non-existent sensibilities.

Sup, guys. Get your jokes out of your system now, okok]
So apparently I shrank in the wash. [Sarcasm is great this time of the morning.] I'll still be in for shift as normal, don't stress, I'm not as young as I look.
...if anyone has spare clothes that might fit, I'd appreciate it. I'd rather not waste money on a glitch.
[THIS ISN'T GOING TO RUIN HER PLANS, SCREW YOU ATROMA. You can find her:
- at the Space Bar, working;
- at the gardens, lugging a stepladder over so she can even reach the higher fruit on her trees, sob;
- or down at the stations deciding to milk her child status for all it's worth. Seriously, you can probably find her splashing in a fountain somewhere and charming the pants off some random tourists.
...
And eventually, she arrives at the Blameless, because enough is enough. Sup, Messer, she's stomping through the ship looking for you.]
Broadcast: Yas
Action: Bloodsport, Blameless, Iskaulit, stations
When: Now
[Nami wakes up and promptly falls out of bed. A long way.
...crew, there seems to be an unfamiliar child's voice swearing colourfully at high volume in your captain's quarters. Maybe Nami's taking her feelings over Sam leaving out by kidnapping kids. Or maybe--
The door slides open to reveal a tiny redhead, familiar tattoo visible on one arm and all but drowning in a T-shirt way too large for her
--maybe your captain's just glitching. And furious. In a pint-sized kind of way.]
---------
[Uh, so yeah. She's going to hit the network just so people don't start fretting over a small child being on board and trying to dutifully look after her tiny innocent and non-existent sensibilities.
Sup, guys. Get your jokes out of your system now, okok]
So apparently I shrank in the wash. [Sarcasm is great this time of the morning.] I'll still be in for shift as normal, don't stress, I'm not as young as I look.
...if anyone has spare clothes that might fit, I'd appreciate it. I'd rather not waste money on a glitch.
[THIS ISN'T GOING TO RUIN HER PLANS, SCREW YOU ATROMA. You can find her:
- at the Space Bar, working;
- at the gardens, lugging a stepladder over so she can even reach the higher fruit on her trees, sob;
- or down at the stations deciding to milk her child status for all it's worth. Seriously, you can probably find her splashing in a fountain somewhere and charming the pants off some random tourists.
...
And eventually, she arrives at the Blameless, because enough is enough. Sup, Messer, she's stomping through the ship looking for you.]