I mean, I am but a simple wizard, and I'm still all about letting people know how awesome I am. Why dim your light when you're the brightest in the room?
[He's not simple at all, but he does like to pretend he is. Makes people underestimate him. His flamboyant nature makes it all the easier to dismiss him. The way he pumps himself up? Everyone assumes he's just a braggart and not actually talented.
And then he casts a Banishment and makes them eat their damn words.
But until then? Just a simple dumb wizard who makes amazingly good lucky rolls when it comes to resisting arcane arts and manages to barely dodge out of the way of death blows. He's a simple thing. For now.]
Hell, I've shot fireballs into the sky for no reason before because I knew the world was ending in five minutes. Who gives a shit about conserving it at that point, right?
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[He's not simple at all, but he does like to pretend he is. Makes people underestimate him. His flamboyant nature makes it all the easier to dismiss him. The way he pumps himself up? Everyone assumes he's just a braggart and not actually talented.
And then he casts a Banishment and makes them eat their damn words.
But until then? Just a simple dumb wizard who makes amazingly good lucky rolls when it comes to resisting arcane arts and manages to barely dodge out of the way of death blows. He's a simple thing. For now.]
Hell, I've shot fireballs into the sky for no reason before because I knew the world was ending in five minutes. Who gives a shit about conserving it at that point, right?