Luckily for fans of The Romantic History, I've [he coughs, speeds up just a bit] ample replacements. Would you prefer "Drizzled by Drizzt" or "The Ample Halistrae of Bucxom Thirty". That's, uh. Thirty spelled with three 'x's. [Mumbling:] At least, I think it's supposed to be thirty...
[Quickly:] They're not as bad as they sound. And I've, uh. [Goddess, why did he start off with that? He thought he was being clever!] I've a gift! Overdue, really. It's a book. A rare one, only slightly illegal. I'm fairly certain no one will be penalized for it.
[Or... any of the books he's going to give her. Since they're all... stolen....]
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Luckily for fans of The Romantic History, I've [he coughs, speeds up just a bit] ample replacements. Would you prefer "Drizzled by Drizzt" or "The Ample Halistrae of Bucxom Thirty". That's, uh. Thirty spelled with three 'x's. [Mumbling:] At least, I think it's supposed to be thirty...
[Quickly:] They're not as bad as they sound. And I've, uh. [Goddess, why did he start off with that? He thought he was being clever!] I've a gift! Overdue, really. It's a book. A rare one, only slightly illegal. I'm fairly certain no one will be penalized for it.
[Or... any of the books he's going to give her. Since they're all... stolen....]