And me without my sparkly nail polish. Warn a guy next time, okay? [ He grins and sits on the bed, one leg tucked under him, but without putting his boots on the bedspread. He's not a barbarian. ]

I always figured a swift kick to the balls was the appropriate response to being told to take the costume off and go home, but I'm not a nice man.

...Now, "go home and take the costume off" could have a completely different effect...

Sounds like he's... not bad, when he's not trying to be Batman's mini-me, though. I guess I can give him that.