3. [video]

[pompous_today]

Who: Simon Tam and you
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: Bloodsport
When: March 17th

[When the broadcast turns on, several colorful economy-sized bottles are sitting on the floor, and Simon turns the camera on himself, looking puzzled.]

Ah- is there a reason sponsors would have sent me- [he squints at one of the bottles] - deluxe beard shampoo when I have no facial hair?

Comments

[pompous_today]

I suppose not- doctors tend to stay clean-shaven as much as possible, though. Plus, if I do, they may send me more.

[realhumanbeing]

Maybe they'll send you more because you don't.

[pompous_today]

Which is true- so it is a catch-22. Maybe I can grow a beard once every month or so. Keep the ones who like it and the ones who do not satisfied at the same time.

[realhumanbeing]

Or a mustache! That's one and the other all at once!

[pompous_today]

[Simon had to laugh.]

Or I can do many different styles of facial hair- mix all of it up and keep everyone all the more entertained.