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[save_the_souls]

Who: Allen Walker
Broadcast: Text, ANONYMOUS
Action: None
When: Today.

[Allen finally bothered to look at the media files Atroma had left behind. He barely has his own on for ten seconds before he slams the stop button. He knows exactly what song that is, and this is the last week he wants to hear it. It pisses him off just hearing that tune.]

[Shortly after, there's a text message on the network. He's made sure to make it anonymous, since not in the mood to deal with shit today]

Does anyone know how the hell to delete the media file Atroma gave us?

Comments

[jamminshield]

Did you try magnets?

[save_the_souls]

...Magnets...?

[jamminshield]

Yep! I hear they can really mess up computers.

[save_the_souls]

Uh- okay.

But would I be able to use the computer after?

[jamminshield]

You might have to ask a computer guy.

But I feel like the answer might be no.

[save_the_souls]

[STEVEN......]

Ah...then I might pass on that. I just want the file gone, not destroy the network.

Thanks anyway.

[jamminshield]

You're welcome.

The only other computer tricks I know are ctrl-alt-delete, and turning it off and on again.

But I really hope you find a way that works, mystery person!

[save_the_souls]

Thanks Steven. I hope so too.

[falconing]

[ han gives approximately zero fucks about what you want to delete, bruh, except for the fact that you want to delete it, which leads him to... ]

Well, now you have to tell us what you want to delete.

[ because if it'll make him laugh then make his day buddy ]

[save_the_souls]

[ It's people like you Han that made him go anon ]

It's not important!

[falconing]

[ that is

entirely fair to be honest ]

How do we know whether or not it's important? You could be deleting state secrets. Intergalactic conspiracies. Trust funds that could be used for expanding my ship. Embarrassing baby pictures that make people laugh.

Be a team player.

[ this is literally what happens when luke skywalker isn't around to go han turn the comm off ]

[save_the_souls]

[He stares for a moment. Oh dear god this guy is giving him flashbacks to House. ]

It's nothing that important! [ Okay so it actually is, but there isn't anyone in this fleet that could understand it besides himself. ]

[But like hell is he going to actually share this with this troll. So he does the next best thing. Lie and throw a red herring-]

It's just a stupid book. That's all.

[falconing]

Do you know how many stupid books exist in the galaxy?

[ most of them begin with 'LEGAL CODE #' ]

[save_the_souls]

Yes I'm aware!

But this is really. It's a stupid...profane book that someone I knew wrote. It really deserves to be deleted before people from other worlds are exposed to it.

[falconing]

[ ... oh.

well, if this person is telling the truth (and han usually assumes people are not telling the truth, because how often does he tell the truth), that's just boring. kind of funny. a passable story, without too many details. could easily be fact checked, but could also have easily been stumbled across as a backup excuse for whatever this person really wants to delete.

overall, a 50/50 shot of a lie.

not that han is really invested in whatever the hell this person wants to delete, but this is a lot more interesting than wandering around hoth 2.0 and having tauntaun flashbacks. ]

What, does it offend your delicate sensibilities? And you're assuming an awful lot -- who's to say other worlds haven't seen worse? I'm sure they can take it.

[ han has almost certainly seen worse

that being said he's good bro you can keep that for urself ]

[save_the_souls]

[Oh it's 100% a lie. That said, it's a lie he's going to hold onto]

Alright, sure. If you insist you're so sure you can take it- have a look and tell me if you really think this is good on the network.

[And with that he's linking Icha Icha Paradise.pdf]

[honorbends]

Let me know when you figure it out.

[ this fucking play has to burn ]

[save_the_souls]

You want something deleted too?

[...Well that just makes him curious as to what Zuko's is]

[honorbends]

Maybe.

Did anyone get anything worthwhile?

[save_the_souls]

I've heard of one person happy with his, but that's about it.

[honorbends]

What was it?

[save_the_souls]

A video of someone they know back home.

[honorbends]

[ ugh. zuko would have killed for something like that. ]

Lucky them.

[text]

[techknowlogical]

[Were they on a computer system he was more familiar with, deleting something would be super easy even if something were put in place to prevent it. But here... Eh.]

I can attempt it, but it's likely impossible.

[Because that's probably the way things work here. Still, it's worth a try and would be a fun experiment anyway.]

[text]

[save_the_souls]

Really?

Er...how likely is it that it's impossible?