Eighth Transmutation [Video]

[sonofgold]

Who: Alphonse Elric and YOU
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: N/A
When: Right now!

[As the video feed turns on, Al is digging wrapped candy bars out of a crate addressed to the crew of the SS Vanquish, looking very confused.]

Uhm... can someone tell me what a "cheese puff" is? And why there's a candy bar flavored like them?

[MASS SPONSOR DROP TIME! Your character may have received from the sponsors some Kit Kats- excuse me, Floot Brand Wafer Bars - in wacky flavors. Want some inspiration? Take a look here or Google "Japanese Kit Kats" for more. Feel free to threadjack in this post too, idc.]

Comments

[spontaneouscombustion]

Oh my gosh there's a candy bar that tastes like cheese puffs?!

[Yeeeees!]

[sonofgold]

[Al laughed, after the initial shock of "whoa there's a bubblegum pink pony talking to me".]

You can have it if you want!

[spontaneouscombustion]

Really?! You're sure?!

[Ooh, Cheese Sandwich for sure's gonna love these!]

[sonofgold]

Hey, it's better than letting it go to waste.

[spontaneouscombustion]

Yeeees thank you thank you thank whatever-your-name-is~

[sonofgold]

I'm Alphonse. And you're...?

[spontaneouscombustion]

I'm Pinkie Pie! Eeeee lucky~! How often do you guys get those sponsor drop thingies, I want one!

[Meanwhile, behind the fourth wall, the mun is rubbing her hands and chuckling in a villainous manner at Pinkie's wishful thinking.]

[sonofgold]

Nice to meet you!

I've gotten something once every couple of months since I got here. It's never anything particularly useful, though.

[spontaneouscombustion]

What are you talking about, there's ALWAYS a use for candy!

[sonofgold]

[Al laughed.]

Candy is always good, yes- but I got a bunch of refrigerator magnets once, too. All with sponsor logos on them.

[spontaneouscombustion]

Ooooooh I LOVE fridge magnets too! Especially the one with the letters and words and the smiley faces and hearts!

[sonofgold]

You're welcome to some of those, too, if you'd like! I don't thinkt here are any hearts or smiley faces, though...

[spontaneouscombustion]

Oh my gosh, you're so nice, Alphonse!

[Such a nice human, giving her all this stuff just because she's excited about it!]

[sonofgold]

Well, thanks for saying so. I just hope you end up liking what I give you.

[spontaneouscombustion]

Oh, I KNOW I will! Thank you~!

[sonofgold]

Your enthusiasm is very catchy.