Let's all hold hands and sing Kumbaya

[notzubats]

Who: Everybody! It's a planet mingle!
Broadcast: If You want!
Action: On the Holding Hands plant!
When: From June 23 until whenever we need a new mingle.

[At long last, the fleet has arrived to a new planet. This means it's time for a mingle guys! Get in! ]

Comments

B, right after the Hux-ening

[spontaneouscombustion]

[Lalalala it's a wonderful day on the best planet ever, Pinkie's exploring some more and skipping and singing what could possibly go wro-- SWEET CELESTIA!]

OH MY GOSH, POE! [She DASHES over to his side.] Are you okay?! What happened?!

fffff the Hux-ening

[helluva_pilot]

Hey, Pinkie.

[He's sounding just a tad gravely. That whole getting choked thing? Not fun. None of it was fun. He's feeling cranky.] A human-shaped piece of poodoo tried to kill me.

XD (I feel horrible for not finding some way to incorporate Huxtable.)

[spontaneouscombustion]

[A piece?! That is a whole poodoo move!]

WHAT?! Why would poodoo try to kill you, HOW did it try to kill you?!

oh my goooooooood

[helluva_pilot]

Because the poodoo in question is a guy named Hux. He's from my universe, and... let's say he's a really, really bad guy. [He can't quite bring himself to baldly state "he blew up an entire star system" in front of Pinkie. That kind of horror is a bit much to spring on someone like her unprepared.] And he hates me because I'm a pilot for the Resistance, and we're fighting against him and people like him.

He shot me. Thankfully, he's got bad aim.

[spontaneouscombustion]

[GASP!] The planet blow-upper?! Finn told me he was after him, I didn't know he was after you too!

Where is he now? He's not hurting anybody else, is he?! Are YOU okay? We should get you to a medic or something!

[helluva_pilot]

Yeah. He actually... seems to hate me more than he hates Finn, which is not how I expected things to go. [Not how Finn expected it to go either, really.] I'm with the Resistance. I think that's why he wants to kill me.

Dunno where he is now. General Kenobi said he'd go have a talk with him. And... I'm kind of okay. General did some first aid, but a medic would be a good idea.

[spontaneouscombustion]

Oh, the guy with the big beard that came to Finn's birthday party? He seemed nice.

... Do you think Finn'll be okay?

[helluva_pilot]

Yeah, that's him. General Kenobi's a really good guy. And a legend, when we're from.

I don't know. I think he'll be upset. But I'm not going to let him go running off to do anything dumb, that's for sure.

[spontaneouscombustion]

Good. He was REALLY upset when Hux first got here, he even made me Pinkie Promise not to do anything with him.

Let's get you some help. Qing's really good, but the town'll be quicker.

[helluva_pilot]

There's only one person I think who could scare him worse than Hux. It's pretty bad. Heh, maybe I should make him Pinkie Promise he doesn't do anything to Hux... how do you do that?

Okay, let's go. [He'll follow. He can walk okay, just doesn't want to jar his shoulder.]

[spontaneouscombustion]

Easy! You cross your heart, hope to fly, stick a cupcake in your eye!

[She sets him down very briefly and gently to show him the motions before letting him back up. One downside to being a quadruped is you need at least one fore-appendage to balance.]

[helluva_pilot]

Sticking a cupcake in your eye seems pretty dire. [If he uses that on Finn, that ought to disarm him a bit, right?] Got it.

[spontaneouscombustion]

Oh, it is! And you never EVER break a Pinkie promise!

Okay, I think we're almost there, just a little longer. How're you doing?

[helluva_pilot]

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