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driftfleet2016-08-10 06:55 pm
privatizes) wrote in driftfleet2016-08-10 06:55 pm
ᴏᴏ2 : ᴠɪᴅᴇᴏ/ᴛᴇxᴛ
Who: Tony Stark privatizes and you!
Broadcast: Fleetwide.
Action: S.S. Pathstone.
When: Now!
[ tony is currently on board the pathstone, if you want to bother him in person. sitting in his captain's chair and fiddling with something in his hands, as he usually is. he's been working on a large variety of projects lately, including (but not limited to): a hovering wheelchair, reversal of brain control, and trying to reinvigorate his arc reactor that the emotional tree of life had given him for holding hands.
god, he misses home.
but as his current projects are 1) a work in progress, 2) practically non-exsitent, and 3) almost there (in that respective order), tony requires the help of the population. especially since he doesn't have the engineering augment and the pathstone lacks an engineer. figures, right? god.
anyway -- ]
Soooo...
[ he pauses ]
-- I'm just going to cut to the chase and say that I need stuff, and you all might have that stuff. You should give it to me so I can make even better stuff. It's going to be for the good of the general population, I promise. [ no, really ] And -- who do I have to kill to get an engineer on board? Because this would all be a hell of a lot easier if I had what Atroma considered an engineer on board.
[ is tony stark still salty over the fact that he is not, apparently, considered an engineer by the standards of the atroma? you bet your ass he is. ]
The list is gonna be sent out in a text -- if you want to part with any of it or trade for stuff, let me know. I'm Tony Stark. Captain of the Pathstone. Don't ask me why I am, or how I got there. The question is getting old. Thanks.
[ and the video feed cuts, only for a text to be sent out: ]
[ NEEDED.TXT]
- soldering iron
- spark plugs
- electrical tape
- copper wiring
- steel (approx. 4.5 kgs, can be scrap metal)
- batteries (any size, lithium ion)
[ and, once that is sent out, an additional encrypted feed pops up: ]
[encrypted to: the pathstone + the avengers]
[ tony holds up one of the bugging devices between his fingers, lips pursed into a frown ]
Captain speaking. Or... whatever -- found this in the communications station, and no, I didn't ask permission before I yanked it out because I don't have to.
[ somewhat blithely ]
I haven't taken it apart yet, but if you find any more of them on board, hand them over and I'll see what I can do. No one weird has been on or off the ship that I know of, and I checked the logs. Anybody else have any solid ideas about where it came from, because I'm betting the answer begins with 'A' and ends with 'troma', and that's probably not good.
[ pause ]
Oh, and my superhero friends can see this, so if you're going to spill any deep dark secrets to me, in the pretense of honesty, I guess I should probably let you know that Captain America will know about it.
[ another pause ]
So. Anybody? Bueller?
privatizes and you!Broadcast: Fleetwide.
Action: S.S. Pathstone.
When: Now!
[ tony is currently on board the pathstone, if you want to bother him in person. sitting in his captain's chair and fiddling with something in his hands, as he usually is. he's been working on a large variety of projects lately, including (but not limited to): a hovering wheelchair, reversal of brain control, and trying to reinvigorate his arc reactor that the emotional tree of life had given him for holding hands.
god, he misses home.
but as his current projects are 1) a work in progress, 2) practically non-exsitent, and 3) almost there (in that respective order), tony requires the help of the population. especially since he doesn't have the engineering augment and the pathstone lacks an engineer. figures, right? god.
anyway -- ]
Soooo...
[ he pauses ]
-- I'm just going to cut to the chase and say that I need stuff, and you all might have that stuff. You should give it to me so I can make even better stuff. It's going to be for the good of the general population, I promise. [ no, really ] And -- who do I have to kill to get an engineer on board? Because this would all be a hell of a lot easier if I had what Atroma considered an engineer on board.
[ is tony stark still salty over the fact that he is not, apparently, considered an engineer by the standards of the atroma? you bet your ass he is. ]
The list is gonna be sent out in a text -- if you want to part with any of it or trade for stuff, let me know. I'm Tony Stark. Captain of the Pathstone. Don't ask me why I am, or how I got there. The question is getting old. Thanks.
[ and the video feed cuts, only for a text to be sent out: ]
[ NEEDED.TXT]
- soldering iron
- spark plugs
- electrical tape
- copper wiring
- steel (approx. 4.5 kgs, can be scrap metal)
- batteries (any size, lithium ion)
[ and, once that is sent out, an additional encrypted feed pops up: ]
[encrypted to: the pathstone + the avengers]
[ tony holds up one of the bugging devices between his fingers, lips pursed into a frown ]
Captain speaking. Or... whatever -- found this in the communications station, and no, I didn't ask permission before I yanked it out because I don't have to.
[ somewhat blithely ]
I haven't taken it apart yet, but if you find any more of them on board, hand them over and I'll see what I can do. No one weird has been on or off the ship that I know of, and I checked the logs. Anybody else have any solid ideas about where it came from, because I'm betting the answer begins with 'A' and ends with 'troma', and that's probably not good.
[ pause ]
Oh, and my superhero friends can see this, so if you're going to spill any deep dark secrets to me, in the pretense of honesty, I guess I should probably let you know that Captain America will know about it.
[ another pause ]
So. Anybody? Bueller?
Video
[Oh gosh, it's the pink pony again.]
I'm an engineer, I've got some tape and metal you can use, and you can borrow my soldering iron if you want!
Video
-- you can use a soldering iron?
[ look it's a good question for someone with hooves ]
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Yeah, I can! It's probably a bit big for your hands, but it still works great!
[Had to make sure she could hold it and use it without burning her hooves or mouth, right?]
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[ god help him this is karma for telling steve to fuck off about the talking pony ]
Thanks, uh -- what was your name again? Purple Pony or...
[ he's serious okay he blocked it from his memory ]
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[If it helps, she was an engineer before he got here.
She just giggles gently at that one, silly human, she's clearly pink.]
Almost~! It's Pinkie Pie!
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[ eff em el dot com ]
So are you an engineer in Ponyland or just here?
[ maybe she's actually a secret engineering pony genius who the eff knows ]
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I've made a LOT of different stuff for the crew here though if you want to borrow some of my blueprints too!
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[ look an attempt was made ]
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Ooooooh that's a good one! Hee, no, I brought my party cannon with me, so I didn't need to make it again, thank goodness! I separate one for piñatas might be cool though!
[One hundred. Percent. Serious.]
You were wanting some stuff for your kitchen last time, though, right? I made an ice cream churn and a toasting knife, I can teach you how to make those if you want!
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pinkie pie has officially said something that one (1) tony stark might actually require in his life ]
-- ice cream churn sounds cool, but tell me about this party cannon.
[ this has great potential ]
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TADA! THIS is my party cannon! One touch of the fuse and it makes the whole room perfectly prepared for a party!
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[ YOU WANT HIM TO BE NICE TO THE PONY, STEVE
HE'LL BE NICE TO THE PONY ]
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[You poor thing, that's the WOOOOORST!]
[encrypted]
[ this is what captain america gets for telling tony to be nice ]
I completely forgot his birthday and I'm pretty sure he's upset with me over it, so I need to do something huge for him. Like, decorate his entire ship in red, white, and blue while playing the national anthem huge. He'd love it.
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What do you know, Atroma uploaded a sound clip of it to the network.
[ it is not the american national anthem but it should be ]
I'd go with vanilla, but can you make the cake blue? And the frosting red? Strawberries all over it. And stars -- so many stars. And if you can put his age on it, too, that'd be awesome. He's one thousand seven hundred and seventy six years old -- it's a big milestone for him, we're super proud.
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[Pinkie probably won't speak to Tony for a LOOONG time if Steve doesn't find it funny; parties are serious business and pranks should make the prankee happy too. Her mun, however, is pretty much dying of laughter right now.]
Yeah, definitely! I'm also a baker back home too, so that cake'll knock your socks off!
Oooooh wow, that's almost as old as the princesses back home! [Gasp!] Is Steve a prince back in your world?!
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Yeah, he's really shy about it. Super humble. Makes us call him 'your highness' in private but in the public we just call him Steve. I bet he'd be super flattered if you called him 'your Majesty,' though, it'd make him feel right at home. He's missing his seven hundred servants.
[ steve rogers is going to kill tony stark and tony will only be slightly mad about it ]
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[Mostly because her appointment's pretty recent.
And she'll just settle for Prince Steve, she's not one for formalities anyway.]
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[ this is going to make up for every single time steve told tony to take out the trash at the avengers headquarters ]
He's going to love this. I appreciate your help. Really getting me out of a tight bind here.
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[She looks like she's ready to let him go, but then a thought occurs and her smile seems to grow... a little more serious?]
Oh, aaaand you're a communications officer, right?
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[ why is the pink pony serious why ]
I'm the communications officer and the captain of the Pathstone.
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[She holds up a blocky looking device to the camera. Look familiar?]
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