video/action.

[limitstorm]

Who: Riku
Broadcast: Network (video), open to all!
Action: Only Bloodsport!
When: 5/29

[ for a good moment or two, the only thing that can be seen are riku's bright eyes in the dark, but he pulls away long enough to just give a blank stare at the camera.

he just. blinks. his hair's a crazy bedhead, and he still looks half asleep before he just blurts out; ]

Funny prank. What's the real date?

[ squints. ]

I don't sleep for months like someone I know.

Comments

2/2; voice;

[birdsbirdsbirds]

[...until he suddenly slaps his hands down on the control panel.]

Guillemots!

voice;

[limitstorm]

... huh?

Robin? You okay?

voice;

[birdsbirdsbirds]

Of course! Guillemots are sea birds, beautiful black feathers with little patches of white on their wings...

[is Robin even... listening anymore...?]

They lay pear shaped eggs, did you know that? Because they lay their eggs on the edges of cliffs by the ocean. Most birds dumb enough to make nests in a sharp rock face would die, but they actually adapted enough over time to make eggs with a fixed equilibrium! Because of their shape, they just roll in circles instead of rolling off the cliff!

voice;

[limitstorm]

... uh?

[ did robin finally snap? ]

I don't know if I'm the one who has to go to the doctor...

voice;

[birdsbirdsbirds]

Oy, don't be rude. [oh good, he's tuned back in.] I'm talking about you. You're a guillemot.

voice;

[limitstorm]

I'm a bird that lays pear-shaped eggs?

I dunno if that makes any more sense.

voice;

[birdsbirdsbirds]

No, it's great. It's perfect.

Hurry up and get a checkup.

voice;

[limitstorm]

Ugh, yes Captain.

voice;

[birdsbirdsbirds]

Thank you, Guillemot.

voice;

[limitstorm]

That's First Mate Guillemot to you.

voice;

[birdsbirdsbirds]

[well, at least that gets a boisterous laugh out of him--]

Yes sir, First Mate Guillemot.