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[thebarkside]

SOS
i have completely forgotten how to cope with cabin fever

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[gitanes]

flip out and kill someone

[thebarkside]

lets go ahead and move on to option b

[gitanes]

you misunderstand, that was all of the options. there is no coping with cabin fever, there's only accepting it

[thebarkside]

i spent three years on a ship with two of my friends and managed to rein in most if not all murderous impulses
it just sounds messy and not like very much fun to begin with really :p

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[wilder]

If you do flip out and decide to kill one of us, I'm evoking the law of "Not it".

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[thebarkside]

omfg, dont worry about it
i promise you that i am not very good at being a bad guy

[ except for that time she'd murdered harry's dad, but she doesn't like to talk about that. :| ]

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[wilder]

omfg?

Okay if you say so. Still saying "not it". Just in case.

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[thebarkside]

oh! um
thats just some internet shorthand
'omg' means 'oh my god'
'omfg' usually means 'oh my fucking god' but i usually mean 'oh my freaking gosh' or something i think? :T
wow it seems way more severe written fully out like that ._.

[audio]

[delincuente]

Oh hey, it's ass-guard girl.

[She's still too lazy to use text, sorry Autumn's characters.]

Cabin fever isn't something you cope with. It's more like a supervillain origin story.

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[thebarkside]

pfft, that is me, the assguardian girl! :p
sorry, i will switch to audio as soon as im finished eating, i just dont want to spray crumbs everywhere right now lol

and noooo i refuse to buy into that
i will not be a supervillain!!
i will stay a hero!!!

[audio]

[delincuente]

What are you even eating that has crumbs? Everything we got's the consistency of toothpaste.

[That's not a diss at Jason, he's an excellent cook. If excellent here means something else.]

Sorry, dude. The transformation's already happening. It gets to the best of us.

[thebarkside]

[ jade flips it to video, then, and holds up what looks like a package of crackers as she swallows. she seems a little sheepish. ]

I pretty much blew all the money I won at the casino on junk food.

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[hearsthesea]

Cleaning helps. So does finding a project of some sort, whether it's finding ways to make things look nicer or trying new things to cook.

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[thebarkside]

cleaning!!! :X
i dont know if im bored enough to clean yet >_>
but the projects arent a bad idea!

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[hearsthesea]

Cleaning isn't so bad when you have a lot of time and an empty house. Though I admit, there are a lot of other things you could do instead. Is there anything you're interested in?

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[thebarkside]

there are lots of things im interested in!!!
just very little room for most of those things unfortunately

[feathery]

i told you this was gonna happen

[Texted knowingly from like three feet away, probably.]

[thebarkside]

whatever :|
its because im stuck living so close to you now!!!
you are always bored
it rubbed off

[feathery]

and soon ill infect the whole god damn fleet
they better quarantine me quick so they can ship me off back to my own universal clusterfuck so i cant damage this one

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[justamobster]

Goin' stir crazy already?

[ There's a smile to his voice. He's sympathetic, though. ]

Could always visit other ships. They're all tin cans, but at least they're different tin cans, yeah? Might take a shuttle out to clear some asteroids, you're welcome t'come along.

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[thebarkside]

Clearing asteroids?

[ the "visiting other ships" things sounds fun, she just needs to... befriend people on other ships before she can do that. ]

That sounds way more fun than anything I'm doing right now. I'd love to go!

[justamobster]

You're on the Wonderduck, yeah? I'll swing by t'pick you up. Feathery friend of yours can come too if he wants.

[artifacetious]

Come over!!! I'm on Paisley.

xox
Claudia

[thebarkside]

<333!! that would actually be nice
im on my way over now!

[artifacetious]

See you soon.

[ She'll be waiting by the shuttle bay, since that seems like the easiest place. The ship is tiny but it's still polite to greet your guest. ]