[You know, she'll swap him, since hers is mostly full. And she SLAMS her hand on the counter.]
Bartender! More!
[BACK TO ZHAS...]
Titans are... titans are the most fascinating creatures I could ever possibly imagine or describe! Once you see their cute, peaceful smiles, you'll be in love forever! They range from about a three-meter class to the largest one we've seen, which is about sixty-meter class! They devour humans relentlessly! Hahaha! If a human isn't killed by the crushing jaws, they'll be boiled to death in the stomach! They're very hot, you see! So incredible! Titans will relentlessly devour humans until their stomachs are full and then vomit up the remains! So, you see, they don't eat humans because they're hungry! Also titans will regenerate when you strike them! However, it's still helpful to go for vital points like... certain arm muscles... the eyes... the kill point is the nape! Slice out the nape, and a titan will die! And then when they die they immediately seem to dissolve! You haven't seen something incredible until you've seen the death of a titan! All that killing flesh just melts away into thin air! Incredible! And if you kick their head across the room, you'll find it bounces very far, much further then it should! If you slice off its arm, you'll find that the arm is very light! Truly titans are incredible!
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Bartender! More!
[BACK TO ZHAS...]
Titans are... titans are the most fascinating creatures I could ever possibly imagine or describe! Once you see their cute, peaceful smiles, you'll be in love forever! They range from about a three-meter class to the largest one we've seen, which is about sixty-meter class! They devour humans relentlessly! Hahaha! If a human isn't killed by the crushing jaws, they'll be boiled to death in the stomach! They're very hot, you see! So incredible! Titans will relentlessly devour humans until their stomachs are full and then vomit up the remains! So, you see, they don't eat humans because they're hungry! Also titans will regenerate when you strike them! However, it's still helpful to go for vital points like... certain arm muscles... the eyes... the kill point is the nape! Slice out the nape, and a titan will die! And then when they die they immediately seem to dissolve! You haven't seen something incredible until you've seen the death of a titan! All that killing flesh just melts away into thin air! Incredible! And if you kick their head across the room, you'll find it bounces very far, much further then it should! If you slice off its arm, you'll find that the arm is very light! Truly titans are incredible!
[She's talking VERY LOUDLY btw]