step one

[bolder]

Who: Toph and YOU!
Broadcast: Everyone ever
Action: That too-- Hospitality Deck!
When: Before the 6/14 shuffle

[ACTION AND VIDEO]

[For whatever reason, it's eerily quiet, and the sound of two bare feet hitting the metal floor of the hospitality deck can be heard. (it's really for dramatic effect, who are we kidding) The owner, a small girl of fourteen, stares into space (ha!) as she takes a few slow, deliberate steps. After a moment, she crouches down and places her hand on the floor, pauses, then speaks. Or yells. Whatever.]

Hey!! Someone tell me what's going on! This isn't another weirdo spirit thing is it? I'd hit my quota for the month already!

[She huffs in annoyance, straightening up. Now she's quieter, talking more to herself.] What's with this weird place?

Comments

[bolder]

No. [Just YOUR MOM]

It's pretty much the hopes and dreams of those wannabe stage actors who end up cooking in the back of a noodle house somewhere in the lower ring of Ba Sing Se.

[alwayscomeback]

[RUDE. ]

Wow, Toph, that was almost poetic.

[bolder]

Ugh, I know. Quick, give me someone to make fun of so I can get the taste out of my mouth.

[This face.]

[alwayscomeback]

Allen has a tiny flying ball. I'm sure you can do something with that.

[bolder]

... what? [This face all around.]

[alwayscomeback]

A tiny flying ball. It's a golem, or something.