I - [nope. This was not how it was supposed to go. But this type of reaction is really rather familiar.]

The point is, most humans merely need a face on something before they'll start empathizing with it!

[hmmm.] If anything, I suppose it's a bundle of leftover instincts from when cooperation and the care of young are tantamount to the species' survival, but still!

[wait, what was her point again?

Sigh, and finally, a small smile.] I think I see why you're friends with Steven now. What's your name? I'm Pearl.