☮ 003 ((video))

[delincuente]

Who: Alex Russo and YOU
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: SS Paisley
When: Evening of 6/22

[Alex is hanging out in the galley, her socked feet propped up on the table and a glass of soda in one hand, when she switches on the video feed. Her little boom box is sitting next to her, quietly playing another traditional Earth hymn to the god Bill Murray. Enjoy that, floots.]

So. Last night as a teenager.

[She takes a sip of soda, and pauses for a second, wondering if she's about to burp.

False alarm.] What kind of reckless, immature shenanigans should I get up to before the big 2-0 gets here?

[She turns up R. Kelly, and starts singing along as she waits for a reply. What a jammin' birthday.]

Comments

[delincuente]

Okay, two things. One, yes, give me that wine right now. And two - just how many armpits have you tasted?

[onlyanapple]

Okay, okay. You can have it. Don't say I never give you anything.

You don't want to know the answer to that last one.

[delincuente]

I'd never!

[She gives him a snarky tongue-out smile.]

And I'm pretty sure you're right. You probably have some kind of gross demon snake tongue, right?

[onlyanapple]

It isn't gross. No one has ever complained about it, anyway.

[delincuente]

[She grimaces.]

Dude, no one wants to hear about that. You're, like, everyone's uncle.

[onlyanapple]

I'm not everyone's uncle. I've banged three people here already. I'm certainly not their uncle.

[delincuente]

... Yeah, you can just keep that to yourself. Ew.

[onlyanapple]

To be fair, you started it.

[delincuente]

If only I'd known where it would end up.

[onlyanapple]

Best call it a horrible lesson learned.